The day I notice a cyclist obey a stop sign is the day i'll stop enjoying watching them bounce off my hood. Daniel Tosh quotes
But why do we pretend that a criminal should be made into a model citizen, martyr or idol of black America? [12/01/2022 10:12:46] More
There are no inaccessible women, just for different men a particular woman has a different access level. [11/05/2022 01:11:11] More
The attractiveness of a woman is directly proportional to the amount of problems she will create. [11/06/2022 02:11:43] More
Fools love to punish smart people. First, they lift themselves up. Secondly, they get smarter. Thirdly, everyone sees who is in charge. The only thing is that they don't know what to do. [11/29/2022 01:11:01] More
A restaurant visitor asks a waiter:
- Listen, my dear, the chicken that you brought me has only skin and bones!
- What can I do, now the fashion is like this - everyone certainly wants to lose weight. [11/20/2022 10:11:57] More