Movie: Harry Potter and the Sorcerer's Stone[2001] Movie: Harry Potter and the Sorcerer's Stone[2001]

Ron:
[as the students sit in the Great Hall studying, Neville comes hopping in, his legs apparently stuck completely together] Leg-Locker Curse?



Harry:
Malfoy.



Ron:
You have *got* to start standing up to people, Neville.



Neville Longbottom:
[wobbling uncontrollably] How? I can barely stand at all!



Seamus Finnigan:
[Jumping up, wand at the ready] I'll do the counter-curse!



Neville Longbottom:
No, that's all I need... you to set my bloody kneecaps on fire!



Seamus Finnigan:
[Slamming his wand down] I don't appreciate the insinuation, Longbottom. Besides, if anyone cares to notice, my eyebrows have grown completely back!


[Stalks off angrily, but not before showing that a large chunk of hair is missing from the back of his head]



Harry:
I found him!


[hands Ron a Chocolate Frog card of Dumbledore]



Ron:
'Dumbledore is particularly famous for his defeat of the Dark Wizard Grindelwald in 1945-'



Harry:
Go on.



Ron:
'-for his discovery of the 12 uses of Dragon's Blood, and for his work on alchemy with his partner Nicolas Flamel!'



Harry:
I knew the name sounded familiar, I read it on the train that day.



Hermione:
[Beaming excitedly] Follow me!


[the Trio tears out of the Great Hall, leaving poor Neville still flailing around]



Neville Longbottom:
Hey, wait, where are you going? What about the counter-curse?


[Before he can say another word he topples over backwards, sparking a fresh round of laughter from the other students]

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