Movie: Sister Act [1992] Movie: Sister Act [1992]

Delores:
[after putting on the habit] Oh, no! No, no, no! I can't do this. I'm sorry. This is fine for covering a little bulge, but now I've got holster hips.



Mother Superior:
People wish to kill you. Anyone who's met you I imagine. A disguise is necessary to protect us all. While you are here you will conduct yourself as a nun, only I will know who and what you truly are. You will draw no attention to yourself whatsoever.



Delores:
But look at me! I'm a nun! I'm a penguin!



Mother Superior:
As from now and until you leave you are Sister Mary Clarence.



Delores:
Mary Clarence? Like Clarence Williams the Third from The Mod Squad?



Mother Superior:
Mary is in deference to our Holy Mother. Clarence is in honor of Saint Clarence of Concordia. There are three vows every nun must accept. The vow of poverty.



Delores:
Mmm.



Mother Superior:
The vow of obedience.



Delores:
Mm-Hmm.



Mother Superior:
And the vow of chastity.



Delores:
I am out of here with that one.

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