Movie: Airplane II: The Sequel [1982] Movie: Airplane II: The Sequel [1982]

Clerk:
Do you swear on the Constitution of the United States to tell the truth, the whole truth and nothing but the truth, so help you God?



Witness:
Ain't no thing.


[he slaps the clerk's book and the clerk uses his book to slap the witnesses hand as if "giving fives" to each other]



Defense Attorney:
[approaches the witness as he sits down in the witness stand] Would you describe, in your own words, what happened that night?



Witness:
Check it, bleed. Bro... was ON! Didn't trip. But the folks was freakin', Man. Hey, and the pilots were laid to the bone, Homes.


[the stenographer wears sunglasses and sways back and forth as he types]



Witness:
So Blood hammered out and jammed jet ship. Tightened that bad sucker inside the runway like a mother. Shit.

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