Do you swear on the Constitution of the United States to tell the truth, the whole truth and nothing but the truth, so help you God?
Ain't no thing.
[he slaps the clerk's book and the clerk uses his book to slap the witnesses hand as if "giving fives" to each other]
[approaches the witness as he sits down in the witness stand] Would you describe, in your own words, what happened that night?
Check it, bleed. Bro... was ON! Didn't trip. But the folks was freakin', Man. Hey, and the pilots were laid to the bone, Homes.
[the stenographer wears sunglasses and sways back and forth as he types]
So Blood hammered out and jammed jet ship. Tightened that bad sucker inside the runway like a mother. Shit.
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