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Mr. Shidler:
Now class, as we are going on a field trip, it's most important we know the basics of nature. Can anyone tell me, what are the four natural elements of the universe?


[Lisa raises her hand]



Mr. Shidler:
Lisa?



Lisa:
Earth.



Mr. Shidler:
Right. That's one. Um, Kevin?



Kevin:
Uh, air.



Mr. Shidler:
That's right. That's two. Uh, Christine?



Christine:
Um, fire!



Mr. Shidler:
Right. And now, Vanessa. Can you tell me what the fourth element is?



Vanessa:
Yeah, but I'm not going to.



Mr. Shidler:
Well, Vanessa, either you tell me what the fourth element is, or you tell me you don't know.



Vanessa:
Well, either way, I get something dumped on me.


[Gives in]



Vanessa:
Okay, water.


[And you know the rest]



Mr. Shidler:
Oh, it's moments like these that make teaching worthwhile.

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