Movie: Monty Python and the Holy Grail [1975] Movie: Monty Python and the Holy Grail [1975]

Bridgekeeper:
Stop. Who would cross the Bridge of Death must answer me these questions three, ere the other side he see.



Sir Lancelot:
Ask me the questions, bridgekeeper. I am not afraid.



Bridgekeeper:
What... is your name?



Sir Lancelot:
My name is Sir Lancelot of Camelot.



Bridgekeeper:
What... is your quest?



Sir Lancelot:
To seek the Holy Grail.



Bridgekeeper:
What... is your favourite colour?



Sir Lancelot:
Blue.



Bridgekeeper:
Go on. Off you go.



Sir Lancelot:
Oh, thank you. Thank you very much.



Sir Robin:
That's easy.



Bridgekeeper:
Stop. Who would cross the Bridge of Death must answer me these questions three, ere the other side he see.



Sir Robin:
Ask me the questions, bridgekeeper. I'm not afraid.



Bridgekeeper:
What... is your name?



Sir Robin:
Sir Robin of Camelot.



Bridgekeeper:
What... is your quest?



Sir Robin:
To seek the Holy Grail.



Bridgekeeper:
What... is the capital of Assyria?


[pause]



Sir Robin:
I don't know that.


[he is thrown over the edge into the volcano]



Sir Robin:
Auuuuuuuugh.



Bridgekeeper:
Stop. What... is your name?



Galahad:
Sir Galahad of Camelot.



Bridgekeeper:
What... is your quest?



Galahad:
I seek the Grail.



Bridgekeeper:
What... is your favourite colour?



Galahad:
Blue. No, yel...


[he is also thrown over the edge]



Galahad:
auuuuuuuugh.



Bridgekeeper:
Hee hee heh. Stop. What... is your name?



King Arthur:
It is 'Arthur', King of the Britons.



Bridgekeeper:
What... is your quest?



King Arthur:
To seek the Holy Grail.



Bridgekeeper:
What... is the air-speed velocity of an unladen swallow?



King Arthur:
What do you mean? An African or European swallow?



Bridgekeeper:
Huh? I... I don't know that.


[he is thrown over]



Bridgekeeper:
Auuuuuuuugh.



Sir Bedevere:
How do know so much about swallows?



King Arthur:
Well, you have to know these things when you're a king, you know.

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