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Quotes of Woody Allen (Usa)
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How can I believe in God when just last week I got my tongue caught in the roller of an electric typewriter? (god)
His lack of education is more than compensated for by his keenly developed moral bankruptcy. (intellect)
How is it possible to find meaning in a finite world, given my waist and shirt size? (faith)
I am at two with nature. (life)
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Eternal nothingness is fine if you happen to be dressed for it. (life)
I was thrown out of college for cheating on the metaphysics exam; I looked into the soul of the boy sitting next to me. (student)
If only God would give me some clear sign! Like making a large deposit in my name in a Swiss bank. (god)
Interestingly, according to modern astronomers, space is finite. This is a very comforting thought-- particularly for people who can never remember where they have left things. (habit)
It seemed the world was divided into good and bad people. The good ones slept better... while the bad ones seemed to enjoy the waking hours much more. (good and evil)
Life is divided into the horrible and the miserable. (life)
Money is better than poverty, if only for financial reasons. (money)
More than any other time in history, mankind faces a crossroads. One path leads to despair and utter hopelessness. The other, to total extinction. Let us pray we have the wisdom to choose correctly. (life)
My one regret in life is that I am not someone else. (life)
Not only is there no God, but try getting a plumber on weekends. (god)
On the plus side, death is one of the few things that can be done just as easily lying down. (death)
Organized crime in America takes in over forty billion dollars a year and spends very little on office supplies. (crime)
Students achieving Oneness will move on to Twoness. (student)
I tended to place my wife under a pedestal. (marriage)
On the plus side, death is one of the few things that can be done just as easily as lying down. (death and dying)
What if everything is an illusion and nothing exists? In that case, I definitely overpaid for my carpet. (disillusion)
More than any time in history mankind faces a crossroads. One path leads to despair and utter hopelessness, the other to total extinction. Let us pray that we have the wisdom to choose correctly. (history and historia)
I will not eat oysters. I want my food dead -- not sick, not wounded -- dead. (food and eating)
Life is divided up into the horrible and the miserable. (life and living)
Marriage is the death of hope. (marriage)
I was nauseous and tingly all over. I was either in love or I had smallpox. (love)
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