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Quotes of Tim Allen (Usa)

American Actor
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  • While awaiting sentencing, I decided to give stand-up comedy a shot. The judge had suggested I get my act together, and I took him seriously. (comedy and comedians)
  • Never comment on a woman's rear end. Never use the words "large" or "size" with "rear end." Never. Avoid the area altogether. Trust me. (men and women)

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