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Donald Trump

Donald Trump

45th president of USA, Billionaire real estate developer
On the "fire and rage" Trump Kim Jong Eun promised to answer "ice and indifference."More Donald Trump [08/13/2017 06:08:10]
Trump decided to give out weapons to the teachers.
Librarians will be given pistols with silencers.More Donald Trump [03/01/2018 09:03:56]
- Mr. Trump, do you think, maybe other countries know better how America should behave, how should Americans live and build relations with other nations?
- Yes, you're crazy ...
- Then another question: maybe other countries are in a position to decide how to live and what to do, without instructions and cries from Washington?
- Yes, you are definitely crazy!More Donald Trump [03/12/2018 12:03:42]
Mum: How can
you practice your trumpet
and listen to the radio at the same time ?
Son: Easy. I have two
ears!More Children jokes Donald Trump [01/01/2018 12:01:01]
Eddie's father called up to him, 'Eddie, if
you don't stop playing
that trumpet I think I'll go
crazy!'
Eddy replied, 'I think you are already, I stopped playing half an hour

ago.'More Children jokes Donald Trump [01/01/2018 12:01:01]
What do you get when you cross a collie with a

trumpet?
A Lassie who plays brassie!More Dog jokes Donald Trump [01/01/2018 12:01:01]
So this trumpet player dies. When he
reaches is
everlasting reward, the guy in the robe says, "You're
going to spend eternity
with this combo, okay? There's a bass player
named 'Mingus' and a
pianist named 'Monk', and any day now we
expect this 'Blakey' guy to
show up with his drums.

"Wow!"
the guy says, "I never imagined heaven would be this good."

The
man in the robe says, "This is hell, not heaven. There's a girl

singer."More Heaven and hell jokes Donald Trump [01/01/2018 12:01:01]
Q: What is the difference between a trombone and

a trumpet?
A: A trombone will bend before it breaks.More Music jokes Donald Trump [01/01/2018 12:01:01]
Q: How many lead trumpet
players does it
take to change a light bulb?
A: Fifty. One to do it and the others to
stand around and say, "I
could do that better.More Music jokes Donald Trump [01/01/2018 12:01:01]
Q: What do lead trumpet players use for birth

control?
A: Their personality.More Music jokes Donald Trump [01/01/2018 12:01:01]

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