Margaret Thatcher

« Page 1 from 2, showing 1 - 10 from 11 »

Margaret Thatcher

Margaret Thatcher

was the first female Prime Minister of the United Kingdom (19791990)
Amazing Facts 13 60
The famous British one-eyed Admiral was Nelson
61
The earlier name of Sri Lanka was Ceylon
62
The UNO was formed in the year 1945
63
UNO stands for United Nations Organisation
64
The independence day of South Korea is celebrated on 15th August
65
`Last Judgement'was the first painting of an Italian painter named Michelangelo
66
'Paradise Regained' was written by John Milton
67
The first President of Egypt was Mohammed Nequib
68
The first man to reach North Pole was Rear Admiral Peary
69
The most famous painting of Pablo Picasso was Guernica
70
The primary producer of newsprint in the world is Canada
71
The first explorer to reach the South Pole was Cap. Ronald Amundson
72
The person who is called the father of modern Italy is Giuseppe Garibaldi
73
World literacy day is celebrated on 8th September
74
The founder of modern Germany is Bismarck
75
The country known as the land of the midnight sun is Norway
76
The place known as the Roof of the World is Tibet
77
The founder of the Chinese Republic was San Yat Sen
78
The first Pakistani to receive the Nobel Prize was Abdul Salam
79
The first woman Prime Minister of Britain was Margaret ThatcherMore Other / Misc Margaret Thatcher [01/02/2018 12:01:02]
maggie thatcher goes to hell. Margaret Thatcher dies and strolls up the pearly staircase to the pearly gates, where she is confronted by St. Peter, brandishing a clipboard. "Name," says St. Peter. "Margaret Thatcher," she replies. St. Peter checks through all the lists on his clipboard but cannot find the name of the former British leader. "I am sorry," he says, "you cannot come in. Your place is downstairs, in Hell. Mrs. Thatcher turns and walks down the stairs.

A short time later the phone rings. St. Peter answers, and a voice says, "Hello Peter, it is the Devil speaking. You will have to take that bloody woman after all - she is only been here for ten minutes and she has closed half the furnaces to reduce capacity."More Margaret Thatcher [01/02/2018 12:01:02]
I, for one, wholly support Hillary Clinton. She genuinely seems like the Margret Thatcher of our time.More Margaret Thatcher [01/02/2018 12:01:02]
margaret thatcher rejected from hell Margaret Thatcher dies and strolls up the pearly staircase to the pearly gates, where she is confronted by St. Peter, brandishing a clipboard. "Name," says St. Peter. "Margaret Thatcher," she replies. St. Peter checks through all the lists on his clipboard but cannot find the name of the former British leader. "I am sorry," he says, "you cannot come in. Your place is downstairs, in Hell. Mrs. Thatcher turns and walks down the stairs.

A short time later the phone rings. St. Peter answers, and a voice says, "Hello Peter, it is the Devil speaking. You will have to take that bloody woman after all - she is only been here for ten minutes and she has closed half the furnaces to reduce capacity."More Margaret Thatcher [01/02/2018 12:01:02]
An infant was found abandoned in the wild... An infant was found abandoned in the wild and was raised collectively in a small Irish village. The villagers named him "Billy" but gave him no surname. When he turned 18, Billy decided he wanted a last name too. The parish priest told Billy that the village elders would gather and assign him a surname.

"They might name you after an attribute, like Strong or Wise. Or maybe some task you've accomplished here, like Thatcher or Fisher," the priest informed him.

That afternoon the elders met. Evening came and the priest found Billy in the tavern, weeping into his pint. "There, there," the priest said. "Don't weep, Billy, I'm sure the Pigfucker name will live on for generations."More Margaret Thatcher [01/02/2018 12:01:02]
Margaret Thatcher takes the cabinet out for dinner Margaret Thatcher takes the cabinet out for dinner. The waiter comes along and asks her what she will be eating tonight.

Margaret replies, 'I'll have the steak.'

The waiter then asks, 'What about the vegetables?'

To which Margaret says, 'They'll have the same as me.'More Margaret Thatcher [01/02/2018 12:01:02]
Just heard that they served cider at Margaret Thatcher's wake... ...it was Thatchers ColdMore Margaret Thatcher [01/02/2018 12:01:02]
Topical Jokes 4/10 (Special mention to JonasPolsky, you've inspired me to write one a day!)



- Spain is raising its age of consent from 14 to 16. Meanwhile the bankers at the European Central Bank are saying that they might not be able to keep their interest rate low for the next 2 years.

- The French National Assembly have decided to put three artificial beehives on its roof to promote urban greenery. Meanwhile, inspired, the bees are now demanding 'liberty, equality and fraternity' after the Queen reportedly said ' let them eat cake, we have plenty of honey for it anyway."

- A man in London converted a Ford pickup into a coffee-powered car. Meanwhile at the Starbucks headquarter executives are busy figuring out what comes after Tall, Grande, Venti and Trenta.

- A judge had struck down a federal ban on morning-after-pill sales to minors, meanwhile sales for Kool-Aids, Kinder Chocolate and One direction merchandises are expected to increase at major pharmacies.

- Today is the first day of Maggie's eternity. She had always been unsure of how her earthly deeds would be judged so she was quite delighted to wake up and not feel an ounce of seething heat. Turn out, much to her surprise, that the coal miners were on strike.

- No minute of silence for Thatcher at the Manchester Derby. It was not yet disrespectful until City won it with an Argentine sub.

- Thatcher dies. Today also happens to be a good day to bury bad news. Well, I thought she's going to get cremated but as she said, 'The Lady is not for burning'.More Margaret Thatcher [01/02/2018 12:01:02]
What do you call an old, dead, bloodsucking leech? Margaret ThatcherMore Margaret Thatcher [01/02/2018 12:01:02]
Maggie Thatcher Maggie Thatcher is due to be buried in a man made lake.

Well, it will be once everyone finishes pissing on her grave.More Margaret Thatcher [01/02/2018 12:01:02]

« Page 1 from 2, showing 1 - 10 from 11 »

Quotes of the month

Anatoly Yurkin Human mistake is reversible to machine thinking and artificial intelligence activities. (Anatoly Yurkin) [12/20/2019 05:12:32] More


Anatoly Yurkin Network integration of pulses of the digital competition. (Anatoly Yurkin) [01/15/2020 10:01:38] More


Anatoly Yurkin Infallibility is the ease of dealing with misapprehensions. (Anatoly Yurkin) [01/15/2020 11:01:11] More


Anatoly Yurkin Alienation is opened by being for all objects that have the will to become subjects. (Anatoly Yurkin) [01/18/2020 05:01:09] More


Alexander Dugan The race of blond gymnasts does not adorn the philosophical picture of the world from the point of view of Heidegger in any way, because it is nothing but a different form of alienation. Alexandr Dugin [01/17/2020 05:01:25] More