Husband bought shoes. He came home, but no one noticed. Went to the bath.
He came back fully naked but in new shoes.
- Daddy, what's that hanging on you? asks the little daughter.
- This, daughter, a pointer to the new shoes.
Wife: - It would be better if you bought a hat!
[03/13/2018 07:03:47]

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