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J.P. Prewitt: The truth is male models have been assassinating world leaders for over 200 years. Abe Lincoln wanted to abolish slavery, right? Well, who do you think made the silk stockings and powdered wigs worn by our early leaders?
Derek Zoolander: Mugatu!
J.P. Prewitt: [pauses] Slaves, Derek. So they hired John Wilkes Booth to do Mr. Lincoln in. The first model/actor! Dallas. 1963. John F. Kennedy.
Matilda: Lee Harvey Oswald wasn't a male model.
J.P. Prewitt: You're goddamn right he wasn't, but the two lookers who capped Kennedy from the Grassy Knoll sure as shit were! More Movie: Zoolander [2001] Movie: Zoolander [2001]
A politician would do well to remember that he has to live with his conscience longer than he does with his constituents. More Melvin R. Laird
I'm impressed with the likes of Jet Li and Jackie Chan and Bruce Lee was a big hero of mine for many years. They're great influences. More Jason Statham
Of rich men it telleth, and strange is the story how they have, and they hanker, and grip far and wide; And they live and they die, and the earth and its glory has been but a burden they scarce might abide. More William Morris
One must not attempt to justify them, but rather to sense their nature simply and clearly. More Albert Einstein
There is little that can withstand a man who can conquer himself. More Louis XIV de Bourbon
Incidents should not govern policy; but, policy incidents. More Napoleon I
Intercourse with a woman is sometimes a satisfactory substitute for masturbation. But it takes a lot of imagination to make it work. More Karl Kraus
Dee Loc: [answers phone] Hello?
Slim: Hey, we tha kidnappers, and we want tha money for Mr. Wash
Dee Loc: Well, how much ya want?
Slim: Uh, hold on a sec,
[turns to face]
Slim: How much we want?
Face: Tell him we want 50 cent fool
Slim: Oh, ok
[talks to Dee Loc on phone]
Slim: we want 50 cent fool uh, hold on a sec
[turns to face]
Slim: so that's what this is about, for two punk-ass motherfuckin' quarters!
Face: we want 50 thousand dollars fool!
Slim: Oh, ok
[talks to Dee Loc on phone]
Slim: we want 50 thousand dollars fool!
Dee Loc: [Dee Loc laughs and turns to friends] These guys are just plain stupid!
Slim: ...And we want the money in fresh, crisp 20's
Face: 100's fool!
Slim: oh, 100's fool! More Sandy Gallin
Any translation which intends to perform a transmitting function cannot transmit anything but information -- hence, something inessential. This is the hallmark of bad translations. More Walter Benjamin
Wit ought to be a glorious treat like caviar; never spread it about like marmalade. More Noel Coward
He that has done you a kindness will be more ready to do you another, than he whom you yourself have obliged. More Benjamin Franklin
We seem but to linger in manhood to tell the dreams of our childhood, and they vanish out of memory ere we learn the language. More Henry David Thoreau
All pain is either severe or slight, if slight, it is easily endured; if severe, it will without doubt be brief. More Marcus Cicero
True humor springs not more from the head than from the heart. It is not contempt; its essence is love. It issues not in laughter, but in still smiles, which lie far deeper. More Thomas Carlyle
It is not how many years we live, but rather what we do with them. More Evangeline Cory Booth
powerful, independent, modern woman. They say you usually don't make deals with a company. You make deals with people. More Eva Longoria
If a man is called to be a streetsweeper, he should sweep streets even as Michelangelo painted, or Beethoven composed music, or Shakespeare wrote poetry. He should sweep streets so well that all the hosts of heaven and earth will pause to say, here lived a great streetsweeper who did his job well. More Martin Luther King
You are only afraid if you are not in harmony with yourself. People are afraid because they have never owned up to themselves. More Hermann Hesse
Laughing is not always the proof of a mind at ease. More French Proverb

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