He takes it and goes away. Some days later he is stopped by the police while driving like crazy on a city road.
They ask him his ID and, to avoid unnecessary problems, he gives them the ID he found on the ground.
The officer looks at the ID and back to the man. He reads aloud: "Name: Leonardo, last name: Di Caprio." He looks at the driver, a bit perplexed.
"Hair: blonde, eyes: blue." Looks at him again. Then the cop calls his colleague and asks him: "Hey Bob, did the Titanic sink or burn?"
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