The cop slows down the car on the highway, dialogue:
K (op) - Rights and registration, please. Mr. Leslie, do you have firearms in the cabin?
L(if) - Yes, I have a gun permit and I have a Colt 1911 in a holster on my belt and a 9mm derringer on my ankle. Another Mac-10 in the glove compartment.
K - Is that all?
L - Another shortened Kalashnikov under the back seat and a sniper M14 plus a Remington pump in the trunk.
K - ... Tell me, Mr. Leslie, who are you so afraid of?
L - I think, no one any more!
[08/04/2022 09:08:23]

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