Leonardo DiCaprio

Leonardo DiCaprio
More Jokes about Leonardo DiCaprio, His role as Luke on sitcom Growing Pains
Then the same fella followed me home from the pub and said, "Remember Leonardo Di Caprio."

Things then got out of hand when he tapped on my window at 11.30 that night and said, "Remember Leonardo Di Caprio."

I thought, "That's it, I'm going to the Police."

I told the officer I was being stalked and he asked if I could tell him anything about the man.

I said, "Yes, he reminds me of Leonardo Di Caprio."

[01/02/2018 12:01:02]

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