Men expect that religion should cost them no pains, that happiness should drop into their laps without any design and endeavor on their part, and that, after they have done what they please while they live, God should snatch them up to heaven when they die. But though the commandments of God be not grievous, yet it is fit to let men know that they are not thus easy. More John Tillotson
Rosen: Your eyes are red. You been smokin' crack?
Beck: Your eyes are glazed. You been eatin' donuts? More Movie; Assault on Precinct 13  Movie; Assault on Precinct 13 
What a wonderful faculty is memory! -- the most mysterious and inexplicable in the great riddle of life; that plastic tablet on which the Almighty registers with unerring fidelity the records of being, making it the depository of all our words, thoughts and deeds -- this faithful witness against us for good or evil. More Susanna Moodie
I've always been terrified about being bored. I always think being bored is the worst thing. The only strategic decision I ever made as an actor was to try and make each job as different as possible. More Alfred Molina
If you want to get elected, shake hands with 25, 000 people between and November 7. More Harry S. Truman
James: [before leaving the meeting with Rae-Lyn] I have some after business to take care of...
Tony Shannon- IRS CI: Oh, Mr. macho is going to go try and get it up now... More Movie; All That I Need  Movie; All That I Need 
Marriage: A ceremony in which rings are put on the finger of the lady and through the nose of the gentleman. More Herbert Spenser
The main object of a revolution is the liberation of man... not the interpretation and application of some transcendental ideology. More Jean Genet
Talents are best nurtured in solitude. Character is best formed in the stormy billows of the world. More Johann Wolfgang von Goethe
To revolt is a natural tendency of life. Even a worm turns against the foot that crushes it. In general, the vitality and relative dignity of an animal can be measured by the intensity of its instinct to revolt. More Mikhail Bakunin
Fat Bastard: [to Felicity] Of course I'm not happy. Look at me, I'm a big fat slob. I've got bigger titties than you do. I've got more chins than a Chinese phonebook. I've not seen my willie in two years, which is long enough to declare it legally dead.
[on the verge of tears] I can't stop eating. I eat because I'm unhappy, and I'm unhappy because I eat. It's a vicious cycle. Now, if you'll excuse me, there's someone I'd like to get in touch with and forgive... myself. [Farts] More Sandy Gallin
It seems to be a law of nature that no man, unless he has some obvious physical deformity, ever is loth to sit for his portrait. More Sir Max Beerbohm