Eugene Mirman

Eugene Mirman

Imagine the wars we would've avoided if prior generations had a website where they could debate tragedy and politics in terse sentences?More Eugene Mirman quotes [03/29/2018 05:03:36]
Some tips for life: 1.Don't be afraid to follow your dreams, unless your dreams are stupid. 2.Be kind to people. 3.Don't get too excited when you read the Fountainhead 4.In times of recession, it is time for invention. 5.Things can kill you, so keep that in mind, you fearless know it alls.More Eugene Mirman quotes [03/29/2018 05:03:36]
You wanna know what a gateway drug is? It opens a gate.More Eugene Mirman quotes [03/29/2018 05:03:36]
In this time of recession, it is the time for invention. Did you know both the telephone and the automobile were invented during recessions? So was 'talking dirty.'More Eugene Mirman quotes [03/29/2018 05:03:36]
You just can't make up random information and say it sarcastically and have it make sense. You can't just be like, 'I went out on a date with a Jewish girl. She was more rude than a wolfcat - an animal I've made up and decided is rude.More Eugene Mirman quotes [03/29/2018 05:03:36]

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