Russell Howard

Russell Howard

I've never said flange to a monkey!More Russell Howard quotes [03/29/2018 05:03:36]
Music's the best thing we do as humans, isn't it? Music, I mean you flail your limbs, make you move in a way you don't understand. Or it can make you weep like a sailor's wife staring at a storm.More Russell Howard quotes [03/29/2018 05:03:36]
'Come back here, I'm a police officer!' and I shouted back 'No you're not! You're a monster!'More Russell Howard quotes [03/29/2018 05:03:36]
If I were to die of anything vaguely sex-related or had taken Viagra, you just know there'd be headlines of 'Russell How-hard' in the newspapers.More Russell Howard quotes [03/29/2018 05:03:36]
From the makers of Alien vs. Predator: Alien vs. Pingu. K9 - stop humping the toaster!More Russell Howard quotes [03/29/2018 05:03:36]

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