Tiger Woods

Tiger Woods

Golf star, 14-time winner of the tournament, "Major"
Personal sins should not require press releases and problems within a family shouldn't have to mean public confessions.More Tiger Woods quotes [03/29/2018 05:03:36]
I was living a life of a lie, I really was.More Tiger Woods quotes [03/29/2018 05:03:36]
People thought it was asinine for me to change my swing after I won the Masters by 12 shots. ... Why would you want to change that? Well, I thought I could become better. If I play my best, I'm pretty tough to beat. I'd like to play my best more frequently, and that's the whole idea. That's why you make changes. I thought I could become more consistent.More Tiger Woods quotes [03/29/2018 05:03:36]
Achievements on the golf course are not what matters, decency and honesty are what matter.More Tiger Woods quotes [03/29/2018 05:03:36]
I'm not as far along as Jack Nicklaus was at this age, but I'm trying.More Tiger Woods quotes [03/29/2018 05:03:36]
Jesus and Moses are playing golf. On the 5th hole, a shot over water to an island green, Moses hits his 6-iron and it lands perfectly on the green. Jesus takes out his 7-iron and begins tee-ing it up.

Moses says: "The 7 isn't enough club. It'll go in the water"

Jesus replies: "If Tiger Woods can do it, I can do it."

He swings the 7-iron and sure enough, straight in the drink. He tees up a second ball and grabs his 7-iron again. Again Moses reminds him of his previous attempt and Jesus says, "If Tiger Woods can do it, I can do it." "PLOP" in the water, it goes again. He continues this until he has hit all his golf balls into the water. At this point, he begins walking out on the water looking down to locate his lost golf balls. The foursome behind them approaches the tee, spots Jesus out on the lake and says to Moses, "Hey, who does that guy think he is, Jesus Christ?"

Moses replies, "No, Tiger Woods."More Sports Jokes about Tiger Woods [01/02/2018 12:01:02]
Tiger Woods has a better driver.More Jokes about Tiger Woods [01/02/2018 12:01:02]

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