Tiger Woods

Tiger Woods

Golf star, 14-time winner of the tournament, "Major"
You can win all the tournaments you want, but the majors are what you're remembered for. It's how you're measured as a champion in our sport. The majors are where it's at.More Tiger Woods quotes [03/29/2018 05:03:36]
if you gone come in second, you're just the first loser!More Tiger Woods quotes [03/29/2018 05:03:36]
I know that balance that I need to have in my life.More Tiger Woods quotes [03/29/2018 05:03:36]
As a child, the family that I had and the love I had from my two parents allowed me to go ahead and be more aggressive, to search and to take risks knowing that, if I failed, I could always come home to a family of love and support.More Tiger Woods quotes [03/12/2018 02:03:32]
All that really matters is I have two beautiful kids, and I'm trying to be the best dad I can possibly be, and that's the most important thing of all.More Tiger Woods quotes [03/29/2018 05:03:36]
On a golf tour in Ireland , Tiger Woods drives his BMW into a petrol station in a remote part of the Irish countryside. The pump attendant, obviously knows nothing about golf, greets him in a typical Irish manner completely unaware of who the golfing pro is. "Top of the mornin' to yer, sir" says the attendant. Tiger nods a quick "hello" and bends forward to pick up the nozzle. As he does so, two tees fall out of his shirt pocket onto the ground. "What are those?" asks the attendant. "They're called tees" replies Tiger. "Well, what on the good earth are they for?" inquires the Irishman. "They're for resting my balls on when I'm driving" says Tiger. "Frickin 'eck" says the Irishman, "BMW thinks of everything!".More Sports Jokes about Tiger Woods [01/02/2018 12:01:02]
At school one day Little Johnny's teacher announced that she was going to say a famous quote and that whoever could correctly guess the person who said that quote would be able to leave school early. Little Johnny gets all excited because he knows his history.

So the teacher asks first: "Who said 'Four score and seven years ago..'" Little Johnny immediately raises his hand.

"Yes Sarah who said that?" the teacher asks.

"Well President Abraham Lincoln said that."

"Very good Sarah. You can go home early now."

Little Johnny is annoyed but knows he will get the next one right. Then the teacher asks: "Who said 'Ask not what your country can do for you....'"

Little Johnny is almost jumping out of his seat at this point. The teacher says "Ok Barbara, who said that?"

"President John F. Kennedy said that ma'am."

"Very good Barbara. You can go home early."

Little Johnny gets so angry he yells out "I wish all you bitches would shut the hell up!!"

The teacher looks around and says "Who said that?"

Little Johnny raises his hand and says "Tiger Woods can I go home now?"
More Jokes about Tiger Woods [01/02/2018 12:01:02]

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