Tiger Woods

Tiger Woods

Golf star, 14-time winner of the tournament, "Major"
I believe that my creative mind is my greatest weapon.More Tiger Woods quotes [03/29/2018 05:03:36]
Green and black go well together, dont they?More Tiger Woods quotes [03/29/2018 05:03:36]
Golf is a great way for someone to learn discipline, responsibility and sportsmanship.?More Tiger Woods quotes [03/29/2018 05:03:36]
I think, one thing that I've really come to appreciate about my parents as I've got older is you know, how wise they really were. As a kid when I was growing up, as any kid, you think you know every thing and I was no different to that. I had different opinions on a lot of different things then them but the way they raised me, in hindsight, they were right.More Tiger Woods quotes [03/29/2018 05:03:36]
The most important thing to me is winning tournaments. I love winning.More Tiger Woods quotes [03/29/2018 05:03:36]
A newlywed couple arrive at their honeymoon suite and prepare to have sex for the first time. As they start to settle under the covers, she tells her husband,"I've got a confession. I'm not a virgin, but I've been with only one man."The husband thinks for a second and says,"Well it's 2003, that's not unusual for you to have had premarital sex. But can I ask who the guy was?"She fidgets for a minute, then says,"Tiger Woods."Her husband is surprised by this response but tells her,"Well, he's rich, talented, and good-looking. I can see why you wanted to sleep with him."So they make love for the first time and when they finish he gets up and goes to the room phone. His wife rolls over and asks,"What are you doing?"He tells her, "I'm hungry. I was gonna call room service. Do you want anything?""Tiger wouldn't have done," she says."Oh really? What would Tiger have done," he asks."Tiger would have come back to bed and made love to me a second time."So her husband puts down the phone and gets back to bed and makes love to his wife a second time. After they finish he gets out of bed and walks to the phone again. Again his wife asks,"What are you doing?""Well I never called room service the first time and I'm still hungry," he replies."Tiger wouldn't have done that," she again tells him."Oh really. And what would Tiger have done?""Tiger would have come back to bed and made love to me a third time," she says.So her husband goes back to bed and makes love to her for a third time. After finally finishing he rolls out of bed again and goes to the phone."Calling room service again?" she asks."No! I'm calling Tiger so I can find out what the par is for this damn hole!!"More Love & Romance Jokes about Tiger Woods [01/02/2018 12:01:02]
Yo momma so stupid, she thought that Tiger Woods was a place that was dangerous.More Other / Misc Jokes about Tiger Woods [01/02/2018 12:01:02]

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