Tiger Woods

Tiger Woods

Golf star, 14-time winner of the tournament, "Major"
There are still courses in the United States that I am not allowed to play because of the color of my skin.More Tiger Woods quotes [03/29/2018 05:03:36]
Variety is not everything! Viagra is!More Tiger Woods quotes [03/29/2018 05:03:36]
Well, you know, a lot of people look at the negative things, the things that they did wrong and - which I do. But I like to stress on the things I did right, because there are certain things that I like to look at from a positive standpoint that are just positive reinforcement.More Tiger Woods quotes [03/12/2018 02:03:32]
Green and black go well together, don't they?More Tiger Woods quotes [07/20/2011 04:07:20]
You've got to figure out what works best for you. That's the hard part. I know I can't play as stoic as Hogan, and I can't talk as much as Trevino. You have to be your own person.More Tiger Woods quotes [03/29/2018 05:03:36]
(all using hand gestures while telling the joke.)

So there is a mediocre musician in front of a decent audience performing his routine tricks.

He coughs up some ribbon and the ribbon keeps coming from his mouth.

He pulls a bird out of his sleeve and the bird drops like a stone then goes straight for the popcorn on the ground.

He pulls his thumb away from his hand like grandpa used to do.

BUT FINALLY, for his last trick! he takes his top hat off.. unzips his fly, sticks it over his pants and starts thrusting his hat.

___now this is where we insert the funniest place for a magicians penis to be____

one I came up with was that there was a guy in the third row confused at why his cheek kept moving..

another one was tiger woods was confused at why his ball kept popping out of the hole.

HELP!! More Jokes about Tiger Woods [01/02/2018 12:01:02]
Who eats cereal and plays golf?

Tony the Tiger Woods.More One Liners Jokes about Tiger Woods [01/02/2018 12:01:02]

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