Tiger Woods

Tiger Woods

Golf star, 14-time winner of the tournament, "Major"
Achievements on the golf course are not what matters, decency and honesty are what matter.More Tiger Woods quotes [03/29/2018 05:03:36]
I have let my family down and I regret those transgressions with all of my heart.More Tiger Woods quotes [03/29/2018 05:03:36]
I chase a little white ball around and work on my farmer tan, that's about it. I think that I've been lucky enough to represent some great companies, and I think maybe that's what it is.More Tiger Woods quotes [03/29/2018 05:03:36]
I want to be what I've always wanted to be: dominant.More Tiger Woods quotes [03/29/2018 05:03:36]
I do plan to return to golf one day. I just don't know when that day will be.More Tiger Woods quotes [03/29/2018 05:03:36]
A couple was on their honeymoon, lying in bed, about ready to consummate their marriage, when the new bride says to the husband, "I have a confession to make, I'm not a virgin."
The husband replies, "That's no big thing in this day and age."
The wife continues, "Yeah, I've been with one guy."
"Oh yeah? Who was the guy?"
"Tiger Woods."
"Tiger Woods, the golfer?"
"Yeah."
"Well, he's rich, famous and handsome. I can see why you went to bed with him."
The husband and wife then make passionate love.
When they are done, the husband gets up and walks to the telephone.
"What are you doing?" asks the wife.
The husband says, "I'm hungry, I was going to call room service and get something to eat."
"Tiger wouldn't do that."
"Oh yeah? What would Tiger do?"
"He'd come back to bed and do it a second time."
The husband puts down the phone and goes back to bed to make love a second time.
When they finish, he gets up and goes over to the phone. "Now what are you doing?" she asks.
The husband says, "I'm still hungry so I was going to get room service to get something to eat."
"Tiger wouldn't do that."
"Oh yeah? What would Tiger do?"
"He'd come back to bed and do it again."
The guy slams down the phone, goes back to bed, and makes love one more time.
When they finish he's tired and beat He drags himself over to the phone and starts to dial.
The wife asks, "Are you calling room service?"
"No! I'm calling Tiger Woods. To find out what the par is for this damn hole."More Jokes about Tiger Woods [01/02/2018 12:01:02]
A newlywed couple arrive at their honeymoon suite and prepare to have sex for the first time. As they start to settle under the covers, she tells her husband,"I've got a confession. I'm not a virgin, but I've been with only one man."The husband thinks for a second and says,"Well it's 2003, that's not unusual for you to have had premarital sex. But can I ask who the guy was?"She fidgets for a minute, then says,"Tiger Woods."Her husband is surprised by this response but tells her,"Well, he's rich, talented, and good-looking. I can see why you wanted to sleep with him."So they make love for the first time and when they finish he gets up and goes to the room phone. His wife rolls over and asks,"What are you doing?"He tells her, "I'm hungry. I was gonna call room service. Do you want anything?""Tiger wouldn't have done," she says."Oh really? What would Tiger have done," he asks."Tiger would have come back to bed and made love to me a second time."So her husband puts down the phone and gets back to bed and makes love to his wife a second time. After they finish he gets out of bed and walks to the phone again. Again his wife asks,"What are you doing?""Well I never called room service the first time and I'm still hungry," he replies."Tiger wouldn't have done that," she again tells him."Oh really. And what would Tiger have done?""Tiger would have come back to bed and made love to me a third time," she says.So her husband goes back to bed and makes love to her for a third time. After finally finishing he rolls out of bed again and goes to the phone."Calling room service again?" she asks."No! I'm calling Tiger so I can find out what the par is for this damn hole!!"More Love & Romance Jokes about Tiger Woods [01/02/2018 12:01:02]

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