Tom Sims

Tom Sims

I've practiced meditation most of my life. It's better than lying around doing nothing.More Tom Sims quotes [03/29/2018 05:03:36]
Girls say they like a sensitive man, but then they complain about my premature ejaculation.More Tom Sims quotes [03/29/2018 05:03:36]
I heard that women are attracted to bad boys, so every once in a while, I throw a recyclable into the regular garbage.More Tom Sims quotes [03/29/2018 05:03:36]
Did you ever notice that life seems to follow certain patterns? Like I noticed that every year around this time, I hear Christmas music.More Tom Sims quotes [03/29/2018 05:03:36]

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