George Carlin

George Carlin

was an American stand-up comedian, social critic, actor and author, who won five Grammy Awards for his comedy albums.
When I hear a person talking about political solutions, I know I am not listening to a serious person.More George Carlin quotes [03/29/2018 05:03:36]
"No comment" is a comment.More George Carlin quotes [03/29/2018 05:03:36]
Before they invented drawing boards, what did they go back to?More George Carlin quotes [03/29/2018 05:03:36]
Let me get a sip of water figure this stuff is safe to drink? Actually, I don't care, I drink it anyway. You know why? Because I'm an American and I expect a little cancer in my food and water. I'm a loyal American and I'm not happy unless I let government and industry poison me a little bit every day.More George Carlin quotes [03/29/2018 05:03:36]
Electricity is really just organized lightning.More George Carlin quotes [03/29/2018 05:03:36]
George Carlin said it best about Martha Stewart:
"Boy, I feel a lot safer now that she's behind bars. O. J. Simpson and Kobe Bryant are still walking around; Osama Bin Laden too, but they take the ONE woman in America willing to cook, clean, and work in the yard, and they haul her fanny off to jail."More Other / Misc Jokes about George Carlin [01/02/2018 12:01:02]
Congress.... Thank you George Carlin :)More Jokes about George Carlin [01/02/2018 12:01:02]

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