George Carlin

George Carlin

was an American stand-up comedian, social critic, actor and author, who won five Grammy Awards for his comedy albums.
You wouldn't know it, from some of the things I've said over the years, but I like people... I do... I like people, but I like them in short bursts. I don't like people for extended periods of time. I'm all right with them for a little while, but once you get past around a minute, minute-and-a-half, I gotta get the f*** outta there.More George Carlin quotes [03/29/2018 05:03:36]
When Thomas Edison worked late into the night on the electric light, he had to do it by gas lamp or candle. I'm sure it made the work seem that much more urgent.More George Carlin quotes [07/10/2011 03:07:41]
Number one, one, one on wonderful WINO.More George Carlin quotes [03/29/2018 05:03:36]
If at first you don't succeed, redefine success.More George Carlin quotes [03/29/2018 05:03:36]
I'm not concerned about all hell breaking loose, but that a PART of hell will break loose... it'll be much harder to detect.More George Carlin quotes [07/10/2011 03:07:01]
So men are better at it!

- George CarlinMore Jokes about George Carlin [01/02/2018 12:01:02]
Congress.... Thank you George Carlin :)More Jokes about George Carlin [01/02/2018 12:01:02]

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