George Carlin

George Carlin

was an American stand-up comedian, social critic, actor and author, who won five Grammy Awards for his comedy albums.
Griddle cakes, pancakes, hot cakes, flapjacks: why are there four names for grilled batter and only one word for love?More George Carlin quotes [03/29/2018 05:03:36]
Self-expression is a hallmark of an artist, of art, to get something off one's chest, to sing one's song. So that element is present in all art. It is the key to even standing up and saying, "Hey, listen to me." Self-expression can be based on looking at the world and making observations about it.More George Carlin quotes [03/29/2018 05:03:36]
Anyone who's onstage is going to attract a certain number of misguided people. But I was never very interested in groupies. Instead of thinking about the sex, I'd always think about the clap and the crabs those people have.More George Carlin quotes [03/29/2018 05:03:36]
If at first you don't succeed, redefine success.More George Carlin quotes [03/29/2018 05:03:36]
Language always gives you away.More George Carlin quotes [03/29/2018 05:03:36]
A guy runs a red light. His passenger tells him not to do that, but the driver says "It's okay, my brother drives like this!" He runs another red light. His passenger tries to insist, the driver says again "I told ya, it's okay, my brother drives like this!" Then he comes up to a green light and stops. His passenger asks what he's doing now and the driver says "Well, my brother might be coming the other way!"

-George Carlin, I don't remember what standup special. More Jokes about George Carlin [01/02/2018 12:01:02]
Most of the time they're usually already there.

-Goerge CarlinMore Jokes about George Carlin [01/02/2018 12:01:02]

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