George Carlin

George Carlin

was an American stand-up comedian, social critic, actor and author, who won five Grammy Awards for his comedy albums.
An outsider longing to be on the inside is the same as the soloist longing to work in an ensemble. I get great satisfaction in being a part of the proper - for me - community. I'm uncomfortable with various social groupings and clusterings. But when I'm in the right group, doing the right thing, I get as much satisfaction out of that as anyone who does it all the time.More George Carlin quotes [03/29/2018 05:03:36]
An art thief is a man who takes pictures.More George Carlin quotes [03/29/2018 05:03:36]
Broadway isn't a very big career move. There's no money in it and it doesn't mean anything to your career. It's just a nice little jewel in the crown.More George Carlin quotes [03/29/2018 05:03:36]
Religion cruelly exploits our need to feel connected.More George Carlin quotes [03/29/2018 05:03:36]
Let's not have a double standard. One standard will do just fine.More George Carlin quotes [03/29/2018 05:03:36]
Congress.... Thank you George Carlin :)More Jokes about George Carlin [01/02/2018 12:01:02]
Most of the time they're usually already there.

-Goerge CarlinMore Jokes about George Carlin [01/02/2018 12:01:02]

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