George Carlin

George Carlin

was an American stand-up comedian, social critic, actor and author, who won five Grammy Awards for his comedy albums.
There may or may not be atheists in foxholes, but I'm certain there are none in the Ku Klux Klan.More George Carlin quotes [03/29/2018 05:03:36]
Life is not that complicated.More George Carlin quotes [03/29/2018 05:03:36]
Boxing is a more sophisticated form of hockey.More George Carlin quotes [03/29/2018 05:03:36]
Every time you use the phrase all my life it has a different meaning.More George Carlin quotes [03/29/2018 05:03:36]
In America, anyone can become president. That's the problem.More George Carlin quotes [03/29/2018 05:03:36]
A guy runs a red light. His passenger tells him not to do that, but the driver says "It's okay, my brother drives like this!" He runs another red light. His passenger tries to insist, the driver says again "I told ya, it's okay, my brother drives like this!" Then he comes up to a green light and stops. His passenger asks what he's doing now and the driver says "Well, my brother might be coming the other way!"

-George Carlin, I don't remember what standup special. More Jokes about George Carlin [01/02/2018 12:01:02]
Some say rape isn't funny. Anything can be funny in the right context. Picture Porky Pig raping Elmer Fudd.
- George Carlin
More Jokes about George Carlin [01/02/2018 12:01:02]

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