If you can't remember the small things, how are you going to remember the big things? The mind is a real dangerous neighborhood to travel by ourselves.More Mike Tyson quotes [03/29/2018 05:03:36]
I hate to cry and I hate to sound like sour grapes, but no one ever listens to me. No one ever hears what I have to say.More Mike Tyson quotes [03/29/2018 05:03:36]
The drug dealers, they sympathize with me. They see me as some sort of pathetic character.More Mike Tyson quotes [07/09/2011 10:07:25]
I want someone to attack me. No weapons. Just me and him. I like to beat men and beat them badMore Mike Tyson quotes [03/29/2018 05:03:36]
What's the best form of birth control after 50? Nudity
What's the difference between a girlfriend and a wife? 45 lbs.
What's the difference between a boyfriend and a husband? 45 minutes.
Why is it so hard to find men who are caring, kind, and good looking? Because those men already have boyfriends.
What's the difference between a new husband and a new dog? After a year, the dog is still excited to see you.
What makes men chase women they have no intention of marrying? The same urge that makes dogs chase cars they have no intention of driving.
What do you call a smart blonde? A golden retriever.
What has a whole bunch of little balls and screws old ladies? Bingo machine.
What's the difference between a porcupine and a BMW? A porcupine has the pricks on the outside.
Why did God create alcohol? So ugly people could have sex, too.
What did the blonde say when she found out she was pregnant? "Are you sure it's mine?"
What's the difference between Beer Nuts and Deer Nuts? Beer Nuts are $1, and Deer Nuts are always under a buck.
Why does Mike Tyson cry during sex? Mace will do that to you.
What's the difference between a Northern fairytale and a Southern fairytale? A Northern fairytale begins "Once upon a time." A Southern fairytale begins "Y'all ain't gonna believe this crap"More Jokes about Mike Tyson [01/02/2018 12:01:02]
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