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Steven Wright

is an English serial killer, also known as the Suffolk Strangler.
I was reading the dictionary. I thought it was a poem about everything.More Steven Wright quotes [12/13/2007 12:12:00]
Four years ago... no, it was yesterday.More Steven Wright quotes [03/29/2018 05:03:36]
Why do you press harder on a remote-control when you know the battery's dead?More Steven Wright quotes [03/29/2018 05:03:36]
My father was a small claims court jester.More Steven Wright quotes [03/29/2018 05:03:36]
My act is an exaggeration of a part of me. I'm much more expressive off stage.More Steven Wright quotes [03/29/2018 05:03:36]

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