Steven Wright

is an English serial killer, also known as the Suffolk Strangler.

I made a chocolate cake with white chocolate. Then I took it to a potluck. I stood in line for some cake. They said, "Do you want white cake or chocolate cake?" I said, "yes."More Steven Wright quotes [03/29/2018 05:03:36]

I had some eyeglasses. I was walking down the street when suddenly the prescription ran out.More Steven Wright quotes [12/13/2007 12:12:00]

Depression is merely anger without enthusiasm.More Steven Wright quotes [03/29/2018 05:03:36]

I have the world's largest collection of seashells. I keep it on all the beaches of the world... perhaps you've seen it.More Steven Wright quotes [12/13/2007 12:12:00]

I bought a cheap piece of land... It was on someone else’s property.More Steven Wright quotes [03/29/2018 05:03:36]

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