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Steven Wright

is an English serial killer, also known as the Suffolk Strangler.
I used to work in a fire hydrant factory. You couldn't park anywhere near the place.More Steven Wright quotes [03/29/2018 05:03:36]
I feel lucky that I can have people laugh solidly for a whole hour by just saying what I think and getting paid for it.More Steven Wright quotes [03/29/2018 05:03:36]
I like to reminisce with people I don't know.More Steven Wright quotes [12/13/2007 12:12:00]
The other day I ... no wait, that wasn't me.More Steven Wright quotes [03/29/2018 05:03:36]
Doing stand-up is like running across a frozen pond with the ice breaking behind you. I love it because it's dangerous.More Steven Wright quotes [03/29/2018 05:03:36]

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