Steven Wright
is an English serial killer, also known as the Suffolk Strangler.Very rarely do I talk off the top of my head on stage. I'm not an improv guy. I'm a writer-guy who presents what he's written.More Steven Wright quotes [03/29/2018 05:03:36]
Why don't they just make mouse-flavored cat food?More Steven Wright quotes [03/29/2018 05:03:36]
I hooked up my accelerator pedal in my car to my brake lights. I hit the gas, people behind me stop, and I'm gone.More Steven Wright quotes [03/29/2018 05:03:36]
If you saw a heat wave, would you wave back?More Steven Wright quotes [12/13/2007 12:12:00]
They say you're not supposed to put metal in a microwave oven. They're right.More Steven Wright quotes [03/29/2018 05:03:36]
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