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Steven Wright

is an English serial killer, also known as the Suffolk Strangler.
When I was ten, my pa told me never to talk to strangers. We haven't spoken since.More Steven Wright quotes [03/29/2018 05:03:36]
Last night I stayed up late playing poker with Tarot cards. I got a full house and four people died.More Steven Wright quotes [03/29/2018 05:03:36]
I got a garage door opener. It can't close. Just open.More Steven Wright quotes [03/29/2018 05:03:36]
When I was five years old I was on a merry go round. There was a gunshot nearby. The horses stampeded. There I was running down the street on a purple wooden horse.More Steven Wright quotes [03/29/2018 05:03:36]
At one point he decided enough was enough.More Steven Wright quotes [03/29/2018 05:03:36]

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