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Steven Wright

is an English serial killer, also known as the Suffolk Strangler.
Snakes have no arms. That's why they don't wear vests.More Steven Wright quotes [03/29/2018 05:03:36]
I live on a one-way street that's also a dead end. I'm not sure how I got there.More Steven Wright quotes [12/13/2007 12:12:00]
I lost a button hole.More Steven Wright quotes [03/29/2018 05:03:36]
I watched the Indy 500, and I was thinking that if they left earlier they wouldn't have to go so fast.More Steven Wright quotes [03/29/2018 05:03:36]
If toast always lands butter-side down, and cats always land on their feet, what happens if you strap toast on the back of a cat and drop it?More Steven Wright quotes [03/29/2018 05:03:36]

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