Steven Wright

Steven Wright

is an English serial killer, also known as the Suffolk Strangler.
Why is the third hand on a watch called a second hand?More Steven Wright quotes [03/29/2018 05:03:36]
Do Lipton employees take coffee breaks?More Steven Wright quotes [12/13/2007 12:12:00]
My friend Sally is a nudist. I went to her house. The closets have no doors. The walls are covered with see-through wallpaper.More Steven Wright quotes [03/29/2018 05:03:36]
Officer, I know I was going faster than 55MPH, but I wasn't going to be on the road an hour.More Steven Wright quotes [03/29/2018 05:03:36]
I'm addicted to placebos. I could quit, but it wouldn't matter.More Steven Wright quotes [03/29/2018 05:03:36]

Quotes of the month

Miranda July He pulled away, but his eyes held my eyes like hands. [03/29/2018 05:03:36] More


Zig Ziglar Success is the doing, not the getting; in the trying, not the triumph. [03/29/2018 05:03:36] More


Drew Gooden When I was young, I kept trying to be in the most helpful place for me, when sometimes, as players, you have to look in the mirror and say, "It's not always going to be comfortable." [03/29/2018 05:03:36] More


Cole Younger I will say that since our capture we have met with uniform kindness, and while in the penitentiary our relations with the officers have been cordially pleasant, and for their considerate and kind disposition we feel profoundly grateful. [03/29/2018 05:03:36] More


Pat Metheny I think jazz is actually quite unforgiving in its disdain for nostalgia. It demands creativity and change at its highest level, [03/29/2018 05:03:36] More