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Steven Wright

is an English serial killer, also known as the Suffolk Strangler.
I installed a skylight in my apartment... the people who live above me are furious!More Steven Wright quotes [12/13/2007 12:12:00]
If you saw a heat wave, would you wave back?More Steven Wright quotes [03/29/2018 05:03:36]
My neighbor has a circular driveway... he can't get out.More Steven Wright quotes [03/29/2018 05:03:36]
If you can't hear me, it's because I'm in parentheses.More Steven Wright quotes [12/13/2007 12:12:00]
Last night I fell asleep in a satellite dish. My dreams were broadcast all over the world.More Steven Wright quotes [03/29/2018 05:03:36]

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