Steven Wright

Steven Wright

is an English serial killer, also known as the Suffolk Strangler.
Monday is an awful way to spend 1/7 of your life.More Steven Wright quotes [03/29/2018 05:03:36]
I invented the cordless extension cord.More Steven Wright quotes [12/13/2007 12:12:00]
Why are they called a-part-ments, when they're all stuck together?More Steven Wright quotes [03/29/2018 05:03:36]
After eating, do amphibians need to wait an hour before getting out of the water?More Steven Wright quotes [03/29/2018 05:03:36]
I named my dog Stay, so I can say, 'Come here, Stay! Come here, Stay!More Steven Wright quotes [03/29/2018 05:03:36]

Quotes of the month

Eugene Ryabyi Sex drive in the service at day and night. [06/18/2019 03:06:22] More

Anatoly Yurkin Chaos is a one-time action, from which a single exit is offered is unknown. [07/13/2019 04:07:53] More

Anatoly Yurkin Repeatability is the digital capital holder's client portfolio. [07/08/2019 07:07:59] More

Anatoly Yurkin Statistics indicate a threshold beyond which we are again unable to interpret. [06/25/2019 03:06:23] More

Anatoly Yurkin The flame of good neighborliness is extinguished by the keyhole. [06/30/2019 07:06:20] More