Imagine Pulitzer prizefighting.More Steven Wright quotes [03/29/2018 05:03:36]
It was the first time I was ever in love, and I learned a lot. Before that I'd never even thought about killing myself.More Steven Wright quotes [03/29/2018 05:03:36]
Is it weird in here, or is it just me?More Steven Wright quotes [03/29/2018 05:03:36]
In my house there's this light switch that doesn't do anything. Every so often, I would flick it on and off just to check. Yesterday, I got a call from a woman in Germany. She said 'cut it out'More Steven Wright quotes [03/29/2018 05:03:36]
My mother is from another time - the funniest person to her is Lucille Ball; that's what she loves. A lot of times she tells me she doesn't know what I'm talking about. I know if I wasn't her son and she was flipping through the TV and saw me, she would just keep going.More Steven Wright quotes [03/29/2018 05:03:36]
Obliged and compelled - most often synonyms. [07/22/2022 08:07:26]
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The higher the cultural level of the male, the more time he spends persuading the female. [07/21/2022 11:07:43]
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Behind a pile of muscles with distrust you discover intelligence. [07/26/2022 11:07:44]
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Be careful with patient people. When they run out of patience, they burn ports, not ships. [07/21/2022 11:07:58]
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Treatment of worms means surgery for the doctor, war for worms, and health for the person himself! [07/18/2022 12:07:08]
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