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Steven Wright

is an English serial killer, also known as the Suffolk Strangler.
Monday is an awful way to spend 1/7 of your life.More Steven Wright quotes [03/29/2018 05:03:36]
I invented the cordless extension cord.More Steven Wright quotes [12/13/2007 12:12:00]
Why are they called a-part-ments, when they're all stuck together?More Steven Wright quotes [03/29/2018 05:03:36]
After eating, do amphibians need to wait an hour before getting out of the water?More Steven Wright quotes [03/29/2018 05:03:36]
I named my dog Stay, so I can say, 'Come here, Stay! Come here, Stay!More Steven Wright quotes [03/29/2018 05:03:36]

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