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Steven Wright

is an English serial killer, also known as the Suffolk Strangler.
I changed my headlights the other day. I put in strobe lights instead! Now
when I drive at night, it looks like everyone else is standing still ...More Steven Wright quotes [03/29/2018 05:03:36]
Why doesn't Tarzan have a beard? Why doesn't glue stick to the inside of the bottle?More Steven Wright quotes [03/29/2018 05:03:36]
How come you don't ever hear about gruntled employees? And who has been dis-ing them anyhow?More Steven Wright quotes [03/29/2018 05:03:36]
I took a course in speed waiting. Now I can wait an hour in only ten minutes.More Steven Wright quotes [03/29/2018 05:03:36]
I parked in the tow-away zone, and when I got back, the entire neighborhood was gone.More Steven Wright quotes [03/29/2018 05:03:36]

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