Britney Spears

Britney Spears

Debut hit single Baby One More Time (1999)
Background: Pop princess Britney Spears is the first female pop star since Madonna who has managed to influence so many people of all ages in thepop scene. Britney launched to the pop dome with her debut album Baby One More Time (1999). The album hit the Billboard charts at #1 andsold 125 thousand copies on its first week on the market. It consequently went platinum seven times after seven months.Britney's personal life is surrounded by many a raised eyebrow. Stunts like the one pulled at the Video Music Awards when she kissedher mentor Madonna, and her short marriage to childhood friend Jason Allen Alexander (marriage lasted 55 hours) only succeeds to add fuelto the flames.As a young astounding diva, Britney has been linked to several high-profile names such as Prince William and former N'Sync vocalistJustin Timberlake. After the break-up with Justin, Britney's romantic story just continued to roll. She was reported dating actor ColinFarrell and Limp Bizkit lead singer Fred Durst. Later in 2004, Britney became engaged and then married former back-up dancer KevinFederline.About her desire to have a family, Britney commented, "A lot of people think you should wait till you're older to have kids. I've hada career since I was 16. I have traveled around the world and even kissed Madonna! The only thing I haven't done so far is experiencethe closest thing to God and that's having a baby. I can't wait!" Britney was recently reported buying a motherhood swimsuit and tohave asked pop idol Madonna to be godmother to her not-yet-conceived baby.Thirteen-year-old Jamie Lynn, Britney's younger sister, will soonstar in her own new TV series titled Zoey 101. Britney was rumored to be jealous of her sister's rising career. Their mother Lynne stated,"Since the age difference between Britney and Jamie Lynn is so great, Britney's always taken on a mother figure role to Jamie Lynn." Sheadded, "There has never been any sibling rivalry between these two and Britney couldn't be more proud of Jamie Lynn and her success."The Spears' StarsChildhood and Family: A Louisiana native, Britney Jean Spears, who would later be known as Britney Spears, is the middle child in the family. Born on December2, 1981, to building contractor father Jamie Spears and second grade teacher Lynne Spears, Britney has two siblings, sister Jamie LynnSpears (b. April 4, 1991) and brother Bryan Spears (b. April 19,1977).At age 2 Britney liked to listen to the radio and by age 3 she wastaking jazz, ballet and tap classes. With her skills she often became the group leader and joined dance competitions and regional festivals.Music beckoned and Britney started to show her talent by singing for the choir in the local church as well as being a competitor for TV'sStar Search.5' 4" inches tall Britney was a student of the Professional Performing Arts School in New York. She also attended theOff-Broadway Dance Center in New York, New York and was a member of the televised Mickey Mouse Club.Britney gained headlines for her brief marriage with early days friend Jason Allen Alexander. Married on January 3, 2004, they laterannulled the marriage on January 5, 2004. In the same year, Britney also married ex-backup dancer Kevin Federline on September 18, 2004.Jamie Lynn, her younger sister, is also attempting to create her owncareer. She is included in the cast of Nickelodeon's show All That and recently won a starring role in the TV series Zoey 101.Britney On TopCareer: Joining an audition for the Disney's Mickey Mouse Club at the age of 8, Britney was refused because of her young age. But a producernoticed her talent and decided to help her by introducing her to an Agent. Three years later Britney again auditioned and nabbed a roleas a Mouseketeer, joining such other young wonders as Justin Timberlake, JC of N'Sync, Christina Aguilera, and actor KeriRussel. During this time she also appeared in a number of advertisements and starred in a play titled Ruthless.When the Mickey Mouse Club was canceled on October 22nd 1994, Britneywent back to her hometown in Kentwood. There she lived a more ordinary life and became a local star by being crowned "The Most Beautiful" forher school's Yearbook. Britney, however, started to crave the bigger spotlight.Britney recorded a demo tape and sent it to a record company in NewYork. She was offered the chance to join a girl's musical group but turned it down in order to pursue a solo career. After severalauditions, fifteen-year-old Britney landed a contract with Jive Records on August 4th 1997. She flew to Sweden for her first albumrecording, which was produced by Eric Foster White, who also helped to launch such artists as Boyzone and Whitney Houston.Britney broke into pop's limelight after opening for N'Sync on November 17th, 1998 and secured her pop status by releasing her debutalbum, Baby One More Time, on January 12th, 1999. The album's title single shot to #1 on the Billboard chart, sold 125 thousands copies inits first week and achieved platinum seven times after seven months. Baby One More Time sold over 20 million copies internationally,promoting Britney to a pop prodigy around the globe.Britney was seen on the cover of some of the finest fashion magazinessuch as Allure, Haper's Bazzar, Vogue, and Cosmopolitan. She covered the Rolling Stone magazine three times, started with the 1999 issue.Concerns were raised with such groups as the AFA (American Family Association) who felt Britney's exposure was portrayed as a"disturbing mixture of infantile innocence and adult sexuality." Such negative publicity did little to hurt her career. If anything itignited more media attention toward Britney."I've turned from a little nice school girl, into this sexy, sluttyseductress and I like it. I like it a lot." Britney Spears.After performing 55 hit concerts in the US during July of 1999, Britney recorded another hit single, You Drive Me Crazy, which wasalso the soundtrack for the Drive Me Crazy movie. Baby One More Time spawned other hit singles including Sometimes, Born To Make You Happy,and From The Bottom of My Broken Heart.Britney released her sophomore album, Oops!...I Did It Again, in2000. The album, along with its first single Oops!...I Did It Again, sold over 20 million copies and peaked in the worldwide charts. Thealbum also includes several hit singles like Toxic, Lucky, Stronger, and Don't Let Me Be The Last To Know. Subsequently, along with motherLynne, Britney co-wrote a book titled Heart to Heart.As her fame skyrocketed, Britney appeared on numerous TV shows andshowed up in the headlines of worldwide magazines and newspapers. Early in 2001, Britney performed in the Brazil's Rio festival at theRock, performed with Aerosmith and N'Sync at the Superbowl half-time show as well as hosted the American Music Awards with LL Cool J. Shealso landed a multi-million deal with Pepsi in 2001 with artists Michael Jackson, the Spice Girls and Shakira. Britney also recordedthe song Right Now - Taste the Victory for the World Cup 2002.Britney (2001) is Britney's third album in which she portrays herselfas a more mature artist and woman. The album, which was produced and written by such prestigious names as The Neptunes, Max Martin,Rami, Riprock 'n' Alex G, Dido, Josh Schwartz and Brian Kierulf from KNS Productions, Rodney Jerkins, Justin Timberlake, Wade Robson andBritney, proved to be another hit with songs like I'm A Slave For You and Overprotected.In early 2002, Britney sneaked into motion pictures by debuting inCrossroads, starring Taryn Manning and Zoe Saldana. Crossroads, which tells the tale of three friends heading in different directions, takesits theme song, I'm Not A Girl, Not yet A Woman, from Britney's third album.Trying something a bit different, Britney appeared as a 3D characterin Britney's Dance Beat, manufactured by THQ for Playstation 2, Game Boy Advanced, and PCs.In The Zone, Britney's fourth album, released such hit singles as MeAgainst the Music. Released in November 2003, it hit #1 on the charts and sold over 609,000 copies during the first week of release.Always busy, Britney appeared in Mike Myer's Austin Powers in Goldmember (2002) in which she performs her remix Boys, released herGreatest Hits in 2004 and achieved a star on the Hollywood Walk of Fame. In 2004, Britney signed a five-year contract to be the "face"for cosmetic giant Elizabeth Arden, and this is all for starters.Britney is on top and from the looks of it; she plans to stay there.Awards: MTV Europe: Best Female Artist, 2004 Access Hollywood: Top Star, 2004 MTV European Music: Best Female Artist, 1999 MTV European Music: Best New Artist, 1999 MTV European Music: Best Pop Artist, 1999 MTV European Music: Best Song, Baby One More Time, 1999 Center States of U.S.A: Miss Talent, 1990
Lady Gaga will dominate the charts next year. She let me listen to a couple of new songs, she is a legend.More Britney Spears quotes [03/29/2018 05:03:36]
I have never tried to hide who I really am but until a year ago, I wanted to be someone else.More Britney Spears quotes [07/13/2012 02:07:04]
I would like to stop worrying so much, because I worry all the time. And to learn how to be happier, just in general. I have to learn to take things not so seriously. And to stop biting my nails!... Recording music has helped take my mind off certain things. For me, my music is therapy.More Britney Spears quotes [03/29/2018 05:03:36]
I think I'm more grounded, you know, and I know what I want out of life and I'm, you know, my morals are really, you know, strong and I have major beliefs about certain things and I think that has helped me, you know, from being, you know, coming from a really small town.More Britney Spears quotes [03/29/2018 05:03:36]
I love performing and having people hear my music more that anything.More Britney Spears quotes [03/22/2006 12:03:00]
I don't kill flies but I like to mess with their minds. I hold them above globes. They freak out and yell, "Whoa, I'm way too high!" - Bruce Baum

Did you ever walk in a room and forget why you walked in? I think that's how dogs spend their lives. - Sue Murphy

When you look at Prince Charles, don't you think that someone in the Royal family knew someone in the Royal family? - Robin Williams

The problem with the designated driver program, it's not a desirable job. But if you ever get sucked into doing it, have fun with it. At the end of the night, drop them off at the wrong house. - Jeff Foxworthy

I'm a psychic amnesiac. I know in advance what I'll forget. - Michael McShane

What happens if a big asteroid hits Earth? Judging from realistic simulations involving a sledge hammer and a common laboratory frog, we can assume it will be pretty bad. - Dave Barry

Bisexuality immediately doubles your chances for a date on Saturday night. - Rodney Dangerfield

Should I really care what kind of beer frogs recommend? - Dennis Miller

Scratch a dog, and you'll find a permanent job. - Franklin P. Jones

If the automobile had followed the same development cycle as the computer, a Rolls-Royce would today cost $100, get one million miles to the gallon, and explode once a year, killing everyone inside. - Robert X. Cringley

Without question, the greatest invention in the history of mankind is beer. Oh, I grant you that the wheel was also a fine invention, but the wheel does not go nearly as well with pizza. - Dave Barry

It is easier to forgive an enemy than to forgive a friend. - John Dryden

A new cologne is coming out. It's for cowboys, and it's made from cow's manure. That way the women will be on you like flies! - Bill Maher

Ah, yes, divorce, from the Latin word meaning to rip out a man's genitals through his wallet. - Robin Williams

On my gravestone, I want to say "I told you I was sick." - Tom Waits

A pessimist is a man who looks both ways before crossing a one-way street. - Laurence J. Peter

Too often, the opportunity knocks, but by the time you push back the chain, push back the bolt, unhook the two locks and shut off the burglar alarm, it's too late. - Rita Coolidge

Women complain about premenstrual syndrome, but I think of it as the only time of the month that I can be myself. - Roseanne

Those who survived the San Francisco earthquake said, "Thank God, I'm still alive." But, of course, those who died - their lives will never be the same again. - Barbara Boxer, Senator

I ask people why they have deer heads on their walls. The always say because it's such a beautiful animal. I think my mother is attractive, but I have photographs of her. - Ellen DeGeneres

I went out to dinner with a Marine last weekend. He looked across the table and he goes, "I could kill you in seven seconds." I go, "I'll just have toast, then." - Margaret Smith

They laughed at Einstein. They laughed at the Wright Brothers. But they also laughed at Bozo the Clown. - Carl Sagan

You can say any foolish thing to a dog, and the dog will give you this look that says, "My God, you're right! I never would've thought of that!" - Dave Barry

The difference between being in a relationship and being in prison is that in prisons they let you play softball on the weekends. - Bobby Kelton

According to a new survey, women say they feel more comfortable undressing in front of men than they do undressing in front of other women. They say that women are too judgmental, where, of course, men are just grateful. - Jay Leno

I worry that the person who thought up Muzak may be thinking up something else. - Lily Tomlin

At 38 years, I finally got me the woman that said those six words I wanted all my life to hear: "My dad owns a liquor store." - Mark Klein

I am not the boss of my house. I don't know when I lost it. I don't know if I ever had it. But I have seen the boss's job and I do not want it. - Bill Cosby

In the last couple of weeks I have seen the ads for the Wonder Bra...Is that really a problem in this country? Men not paying enough attention to women's breasts? - Jay Leno

I love being married. I was single for a long time, and I just got so sick of finishing my own sentences. - Brian Kiley

A study in the Washington Post says that women have better verbal skills than men. I just want to say to the authors of that study: "Duh!" - Conan O'Brien

I have six locks on my door all in a row. When I go out, I lock every other one. I figure no matter how long somebody stands there picking the locks, they are always locking three. - Elayne Boosler

The problem is that God gives men a brain and a penis, and only enough blood to run one at a time. - Robin Williams

In high school, I wanted to be a feminist, but my boyfriend wouldn't let me. - Denise Munro

If a woman has to choose between catching a fly ball and saving an infant's life, she will choose to save the infant's life without even considering if there is a man on base. - Dave Barry

Relationships are hard. It's like a full time job, and we should treat it like one. If your boyfriend or girlfriend wants to leave you, they should give you two weeks' notice. There should be severance pay, and before they leave you, they should have to find you a temp. - Bob Ettinger

My mom said she learned how to swim when someone took her out in the lake and threw her off the boat. I said, 'Mom, they weren't trying to teach you how to swim.' - Paula Poundstone

Why does Sea World have a seafood restaurant?? I'm halfway through my fish burger and I realize I could be eating a slow learner. - Lynda Montgomery

I think that's how Chicago got started. A bunch of people in New York said, "Gee, I'm enjoying the crime and the poverty, but it just isn't cold enough. Let's go west." - Richard Jeni

If life was fair, Elvis would be alive and all the impersonators would be dead. - Johnny Carson

Sometimes I think war is God's way of teaching us geography." - Paul Rodriguez

In elementary school, in case of fire you have to line up quietly in a single file line from smallest to tallest. What is the logic? Do tall people burn slower? - Warren Hutcherson

Some women hold up dresses that are so ugly and they always say the same thing: 'This looks much better on.' On what? On fire? - Marsha Warfield

Bigamy is having one wife too many. Monogamy is the same. - Oscar Wilde

Suppose you were an idiot. And suppose you were a member of Congress. But I repeat myself. - Mark Twain

My mom said the only reason men are alive is for lawn care and vehicle maintenance. - Tim Allen

We have women in the military, but they don't put us in the front lines. They don't know if we can fight, if we can kill. I think we can. All the general has to do is walk over to the women and say, "You see the enemy over there? They say you look fat in those uniforms." - Elayne Boosler

Always be nice to your children because they are the ones who will choose your rest home. - Phyllis Diller

I think I am, therefore I am. I think. - George Carlin

There's a new medical crisis. Doctors are reporting that many men having allergic reactions to latex condoms. They say they cause severe swelling. So what's the problem? - Jay Leno

The post office says they're raising the price of stamps by one cent because they need to upgrade their equipment. Apparently, they're going from semi-automatics to uzis... - Conan O'Brien

Men look at women the way men look at cars... Everyone looks at Ferraris. Now and then we like a pickup truck, and we all buy station wagons... - Tim Allen

There's very little advice in men's magazines, because men don't think there's a lot they don't know... Women do. Women want to learn. Men think, "I know what I'm doing, just show me somebody naked." - Jerry Seinfield

I was a vegetarian until I started leaning towards sunlight. - Rita Rudner

Men are liars. We'll lie about lying if we have to. I'm an algebra liar. I figure two good lies make a positive. - Tim Allen

AT&T is now offering a new service that allows you to pay your bills through your TV screen by using your remote control. So instead of saying, "The check's in the mail," people are going to say, "Hey, I wanted to pay, but I couldn't find the remote." - Jay Leno

You make the beds, you do the dishes, and six months later you have to start all over again. - Joan Rivers

A survey says that American workers work the first three hours every day just to pay their taxes. So that's why we can't get anything done in the morning: We're government workers! - Jay Leno

I get to go to lots of overseas places, like Canada. - Britney Spears

Electricity can be dangerous. My nephew tried to stick a penny into a plug. Whoever said a penny doesn't go far didn't see it shoot across that floor. I told him he was grounded. - Tim Allen

Men do not like to admit to even momentary imperfection. My husband forgot the code to turn off the alarm. When the police came, he wouldn't admit he'd forgotten the code.....he turned himself in. - Rita Rudner

If you can't beat them, arrange to have them beaten. - George Carlin

That married couples can live together day after day is a miracle that the Vatican has overlooked... - Bill Cosby

I am a marvelous housekeeper. Every time I leave a man I keep his house. - Zsa Zsa Gabor

After making love I said to my girl, "Was it good for you too?" And she said, "I don't think this was good for anybody." - Garry Shandling

If your parents never had children, chances are you won't either. - Dick CavettMore Other / Misc Jokes about Britney Spears [01/02/2018 12:01:02]
1. You could care less who Britney Spears is sleeping with.
2. You understand the differences between 27 brands of imported chardonnay.
3. You can call anyone "honey" including pets.
4. You know someone who was in the emergency room with Richard Gere the gerbil.
5. You understand the immense importance of quality lighting.
6. You can be at a crowded disco the size of a baseball field and still spot a toupee.
7. You can tell a woman you love her bathing suit, and truly mean her bathing suit.
8. You can explain the nuances between steady date, boyfriend and lover.
9. You really have "been there, done that."
10. Your women friends will tell you everything you want to know about their boyfriends.
11. You're the only type of male who gets to say "fabulous."
12. You can have naked pictures of men you don't know in your house.
13. You can have naked men you don't know at your house.
14. You know how to handle the telephone like a Stradivarius.
15. You understand why God invented Spandex.
16. You understand why God didn't intend everyone to wear it.
17. You know how to get back at just about everyone. And have.
18. You know that the most important part of a party's decor is the catering staff.
19. You only wear polyester when you mean to.
20. You can smile to let someone know you hate them.
21. You can freeze a troll from 20 feet away.
22. You're good pals with women other people can't stand.
23. You've always got an opinion.
24. You've read the book, seen the movie, done the musical.
25. You know how to dress strategically.
26. Your car has an amusing female name.
27. You're the only one at your reunion who looks better than you did in high school.
28. You've got at least one framed picture of your cat.
29. If your mattress could talk, it would be Madonna.
30. You know that sex complicates things. So?
31. You know that being called a "cheap slut" isn't actually an insult.
32. There's a married guy somewhere who is terrified of you.
33. Nobody tells you what to do in bed...unless you tell them what to tell you.
34. You have a medicine chest stocked for any occasion.
35. You have at least one movie musical on video.
36. You're not embarrassed to sing in a piano bar.
37. You're embarrassed by people who sing in piano bars.
38. You never hold a grudge for longer than a decade or two.
39. You know how to make an entrance.
40. You know when to make an exit.
41. You worry about people you don't even know - like Elton John.
42. You choose the most fabulous greeting cards.
43. You know how to program your VCR.
44. You've got sunscreen at every conceivable SPF level.
45. You have a cologne display worthy of Bloomingdales.
46. You understand, viscerally, Joan Crawford.
47. Some of your best friends are your ex lovers.
48. You know when to play dumb.
49. You know what to do for a hangover.
50. Yes, you do have a condom.
51. You've called someone "girlfriend" who is neither a girl nor a friend.
52. One or more of the following apply to you:
a) You adore Famke Janssen
b) You hate Famke Janssen
c) You hate people who adore Famke Janssen.
d) You hate people who hate Famke Janssen.
e) You don't give a damn about Famke Janssen.
f) Who is Famke Janssen?
53. You can supply the last names to the following list:
a) Bernadette
b) Chita
c) Barbra
54. You made Donna Summer a star.
55. You made Donna Summer a has-been.
56. Tanning salons were invented for you.
57. You've made sunbathing a performance art.
58. You know when the party's over.
59. You know where to go after the party's over.
60. You're fearless about fighting the elements, especially gravity.
61. When you hear "a stitch in time saves nine" you think of
a) Your grandma
b) Your face lift
c) John Wayne Bobbit
62. You know that pigs and bears are not necessarily rural wildlife.
63. Your roommate can be your roommate and not your "roommate."
64. You know that referring to someone as "a real lady" isn't necessarily a compliment.
65. Your favorite dinner accessory may also be your dinner companion.
66. If your cat is a female, you swear it's a lesbian.
67. If your cat is a male, you swear it's a lesbian.
68. You sing along with songs that make most females cringe, like "Stand by your man".
69. You've been to a bris, a barmitzvah, a christening, a first communion and too many weddings and you have a carefully considered evaluation of the food after each.
70. You'll never have to hear your mother complain about your wife.
71. A two-seater convertible seems perfectly practical to you.
72. You have a favorite Disney character and it's usually a nasty one.
73. You've left someone totally speechless.
74. You've shaved something other than your face.
75. All your friends do not have to "get along".
76. You have large collection of anniversary pictures. They may be with different guys, however.
77. Your love handles are actually used as such.
78. When someone turns his back on you, you actually consider it an opportunity.
79. You've got a large assortment of movie-star biographies.
80. You've got the most interesting coffee table books.
81. You know where to find a meat rack and it ain't in your kitchen drawer.
82. You have a sexual persuasion with its own flag.
83. At some moment in your life you've envisioned having back-up girls.
84. You know your enemies.
85. After a workout at the gym, you feel like a new man. And he's right there in the shower.
86 You're Barbra Streisand's biggest fan.
87. You know that Barbra Streisand's biggest fan is Barbra Streisand.
88 Not only have you added spice to your life - sometimes you've added side dishes.
89. You know that "small talk" can be about spirituality or politics, and "important issues" can be about hair.
90. You've actually lived out some of your fantasies.
91. Unlike most straight women, you have no problem being treated solely as a sex object.
92. You have no doubts about the accuracy of the Kinsey Report.
93. You know, by heart, every line in:
a) All about Eve
b) The Rocky Horror Picture Show
c) Your face.
94. You are ALWAYS ready for your close-up.
95. You have 412 ways to tell someone to get lost. 136 are non-verbal.
96. You can lip-sync to at least one Supreme's song.
97. You have a carefully selected Yiddish vocabulary.
98. Even if you're in Kansas, you're not in Kansas any more.
99. You know exactly how many martinis it takes.
100. When throwing a party, you know how to put out quite a spread. Sometimes after the party too.More Men / Women Jokes about Britney Spears [01/02/2018 12:01:02]

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