“I believe in my heart that the music community will come together as one and rally to the aid of thousands of innocent victims, ... There is a tremendous need for relief dollars right now and through this effort each one of us can play an immediate role in helping comfort so many people.”More Michael Jackson quotes [09/23/2007 12:09:00]
I always want to do music that inspires or influences another generation. You want what you create to live, be it sculpture or painting or music. Like Michelangelo, he said, â€œI know the creator will go, but his work survives. That is why to escape death, I attempt to bind my soul to my work.More Michael Jackson quotes [03/29/2018 05:03:36]
I urge all young people to go for their dreams. If they do, many of the worldâ€™s problems will be solved.More Michael Jackson quotes [03/29/2018 05:03:36]
I love putting on an outfit or a costume and just looking at myself in the mirror. Baggy pants or some real funky shoes and a hat and just feeling the character of it. That's fun to me.More Michael Jackson quotes [03/29/2018 05:03:36]
1. what do you call a five year old with no friends? A sandy hook survivor
2. why is there no black character in monopoly? Because he'll always get sent to jail.
3. What comes after 69? Cock.
4. what's the difference between an autistic boy and an ADHD boy? Nothing, RETARD!
5. What do you call a penis? Do you have a better name for the baby.
6. why did michael jackson die? because he saw his daughter die.
7. why did the pedophile drive slowly past the school? Because it said slow down.
8. Why is there no black card in uno? Because instead of shouting out "UNO!" they're gonna shout out "N***ER!"
9. How do boobs get more views on youtube instead of XXX.com? PEDO ALERT!
10. Why didn't the world end on 2012? Because there were more women then men.
11. Women suck! (oral sex joke)
12. Yo mommas so fat when she has sex, it's like throwing a football down a well.
13. why are penises banned from tv? who knows whats going on behind the screen.
14. Why aren't there women zombies? Because they dont have the rights to kill anyone
15. what does a baby look like after a minute in a microwave? I dont know i close my eyes while I **********
16. whats the worst thing about being a pedophile? trying to fit in.
17. what's the difference between your job and your wife? your job sucks.
18. how many cancer patients does it take to screw in a lightbulb? 10. One to screw in the lightbulb, and the others to talk about how inspired they are.
19. what you call a bunch of dead ebola patients? who cares, they're not american.
20. Why didn't stevie wonder go to school? because he couldn't see his math problem.
21. why are female dogs called bitches? Because they love to sleep with every male dog.
22. why did helen keller's dog run away? because his name was fhgvjvjbbhhnvhvy.
23. a husband lets his wife go to a party to fundraise for a charity, 20 minutes later the husband comes to pick her up and the husband says "how did you do?" and the wife says " I got $250" and the husband says "what asshole gave you $250?" and the wife said "all of them!"
24. how did the redneck find the sheep in the tall grass? satisfying.More Jokes about Michael Jackson [01/02/2018 12:01:02]
There has never been a communism that worked. They were all dictatorships or oligarchies, every single one. [03/29/2018 05:03:36] More
Unscrew the locks from the doors ! Unscrew the doors themselves from their jambs ! [03/29/2018 05:03:36] More
Soup is never eaten as hot as it is cooked. [03/29/2018 05:03:36] More
The dead don't desire revenge, but the happiness of the livng. To dirty your small hands would bring joy to no one. -Kenshin to Eiji [03/29/2018 05:03:36] More
And she would say, "Today you believe in God?" And he would say, "Today I believe in love". [03/29/2018 05:03:36] More