Nothing quenches the thirst like a wheat beer, or sharpens the appetite like an India pale ale. Nothing goes as well with seafood as a dry porter or stout, or accompanies chocolate like an imperial stout. Nothing soothes like a barleywine. These are just a few of the specialty styles of beer.More Michael Jackson quotes [03/29/2018 05:03:36]
I want to tell the children of the world, you are all our children, each one of you is my child and I love you all.More Michael Jackson quotes [03/29/2018 05:03:36]
“[He says the ordeal led to] denial, repression, accommodation and disassociation ... subconsciously repressed.”More Michael Jackson quotes [10/01/2007 12:10:00]
“took place in a proceeding where neither my lawyers nor I ever appeared.”More Michael Jackson quotes [10/01/2007 12:10:00]
Q: Why did Michael Jackson place a phone call to Boyz-2-Men?A: He thought it was a delivery service.More Miscellaneous Jokes about Michael Jackson [01/02/2018 12:01:02]
1. what do you call a five year old with no friends? A sandy hook survivor
2. why is there no black character in monopoly? Because he'll always get sent to jail.
3. What comes after 69? Cock.
4. what's the difference between an autistic boy and an ADHD boy? Nothing, RETARD!
5. What do you call a penis? Do you have a better name for the baby.
6. why did michael jackson die? because he saw his daughter die.
7. why did the pedophile drive slowly past the school? Because it said slow down.
8. Why is there no black card in uno? Because instead of shouting out "UNO!" they're gonna shout out "N***ER!"
9. How do boobs get more views on youtube instead of XXX.com? PEDO ALERT!
10. Why didn't the world end on 2012? Because there were more women then men.
11. Women suck! (oral sex joke)
12. Yo mommas so fat when she has sex, it's like throwing a football down a well.
13. why are penises banned from tv? who knows whats going on behind the screen.
14. Why aren't there women zombies? Because they dont have the rights to kill anyone
15. what does a baby look like after a minute in a microwave? I dont know i close my eyes while I **********
16. whats the worst thing about being a pedophile? trying to fit in.
17. what's the difference between your job and your wife? your job sucks.
18. how many cancer patients does it take to screw in a lightbulb? 10. One to screw in the lightbulb, and the others to talk about how inspired they are.
19. what you call a bunch of dead ebola patients? who cares, they're not american.
20. Why didn't stevie wonder go to school? because he couldn't see his math problem.
21. why are female dogs called bitches? Because they love to sleep with every male dog.
22. why did helen keller's dog run away? because his name was fhgvjvjbbhhnvhvy.
23. a husband lets his wife go to a party to fundraise for a charity, 20 minutes later the husband comes to pick her up and the husband says "how did you do?" and the wife says " I got $250" and the husband says "what asshole gave you $250?" and the wife said "all of them!"
24. how did the redneck find the sheep in the tall grass? satisfying.More Jokes about Michael Jackson [01/02/2018 12:01:02]
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