Bruce Lansky

Bruce Lansky

My psychiatrist prescribed a game of golf as an antidote to the feelings of euphoria I experience from time to time.More Bruce Lansky quotes [03/29/2018 05:03:36]
Talking to a golf ball won't do you any good, unless you do it while your opponent is teeing off.More Bruce Lansky quotes [03/29/2018 05:03:36]
We learn so many things from golf- how to suffer, for instance.More Bruce Lansky quotes [03/29/2018 05:03:36]
In Minnesota it's so cold some nights you have to wear two condoms.More Bruce Lansky quotes [03/29/2018 05:03:36]
When your first baby drops her pacifier, you sterilize it. When your second baby drops her pacifier, you tell the dog: 'Fetch!'More Bruce Lansky quotes [03/29/2018 05:03:36]

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