Alan Coren

Alan Coren

Can anything match that first fine discovery of the telephone and all it stood for? That first realization that, contained within ten simple digits, lay the infinitely possible? Out there ... lay six billion ears, all the people in the world available for contact and mystery and insult, unable to resist the beckoning of one small and villainous forefinger.More Alan Coren quotes [03/29/2018 05:03:36]
The Act of God designation on all insurance policies; which means, roughly, that you cannot be insured for the accidents that are most likely to happen to you.More Alan Coren quotes [03/29/2018 05:03:36]
Sadly, as with so much about history's heroes, it's the spotting of potential fame that's the difficulty, whether it's publishing their poems, hanging their paintings, or buying their old underwear. Think of the great men whose lives passed in penury and hacking coughs due to public unawareness that their littlest possession would end up at Sothebys or the basement at Fort Knox.More Alan Coren quotes [03/29/2018 05:03:36]
Jacob is a German Shepherd. (I have never understood why they aren't called German Sheepdogs. What do the Germans call shepherds?)More Alan Coren quotes [03/29/2018 05:03:36]
Strictly speaking, the land does not exist; it is merely dehydrated sea.More Alan Coren quotes [03/29/2018 05:03:36]

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