Alan Coren

Alan Coren

The role of humour is to make people fall down and writhe on the Axminster, and that is the top and bottom of it.More Alan Coren quotes [03/29/2018 05:03:36]
Democracy consists of choosing your dictators, after they've told you what it is you want to hear.More Alan Coren quotes [03/29/2018 05:03:36]
There are many mysteries in old age but the greatest, surely, is this: in those adverts for walk-in bathtubs, why doesn't all the water gush out when you get in?More Alan Coren quotes [03/29/2018 05:03:36]
The word "souvenir" has, of course, slightly extended itself in meaning until it now denotes almost anything either breakable or useless; but even today, ninety per cent of the items covered by the word are forgettable objects in which cigarettes can be left to go stale.More Alan Coren quotes [03/29/2018 05:03:36]
Democracy consists of choosing your dictators, after they've told you what you think it is you want to hear.More Alan Coren quotes [03/29/2018 05:03:36]

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