Doug Stanhope

Doug Stanhope

Mutations are exciting. They try to fix 'em when they come out. Did you see the two-headed baby they killed last month when they tried to cut it apart? That was hilarious!More Doug Stanhope quotes [03/29/2018 05:03:36]
Pussy really is the ultimate motivator of all mankind. No, don't clap, this is a flaw in the system!More Doug Stanhope quotes [03/29/2018 05:03:36]
Raccoons don't need to do poppers in order to come while they're having anonymous same-sex interludes in a highway rest area.More Doug Stanhope quotes [03/29/2018 05:03:36]
Get the right to marry - and then don't.More Doug Stanhope quotes [03/29/2018 05:03:36]
Excess in moderation: don't drink a few beers every day after work, wait 'till the end of the month and drink all the beers at once.More Doug Stanhope quotes [03/29/2018 05:03:36]

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