Doug Stanhope

Doug Stanhope

I drank, smoked and did drugs to get where I'm at.More Doug Stanhope quotes [03/29/2018 05:03:36]
Did you ever drink so much of a certain type of alcohol that you get so sick that you can never drink the same kind again ? I've decided that's how I'm going to quit drinking. One-at-a-time.More Doug Stanhope quotes [03/29/2018 05:03:36]
The whole acting and Hollywood [thing], it's just work to me. Stand-up comedy ruins you so badly for doing television. I don't really need to be known anymore than I am. The slight sliver of fame I do have is hard to deal with. If I was actually well-known - I don't even know what to say to people who are at my show when I walk into the venue, much less having waitresses in diners asking for my autograph.More Doug Stanhope quotes [03/29/2018 05:03:36]
Pussy really is the ultimate motivator of all mankind. No, don't clap, this is a flaw in the system!More Doug Stanhope quotes [03/29/2018 05:03:36]
I'm not saying drinking is all that great but you know it's got benefits; you can't smoke somebody pretty.More Doug Stanhope quotes [03/29/2018 05:03:36]

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