You know, everybody has setbacks in their life, and everybody falls short of whatever goals they might set for themselves. That's part of living and coming to terms with who you are as a person.More Hillary Clinton quotes [03/29/2018 05:03:36]
I have a lot of stamina and I have a lot of resilience.More Hillary Clinton quotes [03/29/2018 05:03:36]
I think you have to take the man at his word. [Donald Trump] is kind of an equal-opportunity insulter. He started by calling Mexican immigrants rapists and criminals. He moved on to denigrating John McCain's heroism during the Vietnam War. He has gone after people with disabilities. He has said Muslims should be kept out of our country. He certainly has gone after individual women in the media, in the political arena.More Hillary Clinton quotes [03/29/2018 05:03:36]
We are at war with violent extremism. We are at war with people who use their religion for purposes of power and oppression.More Hillary Clinton quotes [03/29/2018 05:03:36]
I want to make change, but I've already made change. I will continue to make change. I'm not just running on a promise of change. I'm running on 35 years of change.More Hillary Clinton quotes [03/29/2018 05:03:36]
Former First Lady Hillary Clinton and Attorney General Janet Reno were having one of those girl to girl talks.
Hillary says to Janet, "You're lucky that you don't have to put up with men having sex with you. I have to put up with Bill, and there is no telling where he last had his pecker."
Janet responded. "Just because I am considered ugly, doesn't mean I don't have to fight off unwelcome sexual advances."
Hillary asks, "Well how do you deal with the problem?"
Janet: "Whenever I feel that a guy is getting ready to make a pass at me, I muster all my might and squeeze out the loudest, nastiest, fart I can."
Well, that night, Bill was already in bed with the lights out when Hillary headed for bed. She could hear him start to stir, and knew that he would be wanting some action. She had been saving her farts all day, and was ready for him. She tenses up her butt cheeks and forces out the most disgusting sounding fart you could imagine.
Bill rolls over and says, "Is that you Janet?."More Gross Jokes about Hillary Clinton [01/02/2018 12:01:02]
Imagine living with someone that spends all day researching information about someone else... His whole life is dedicated to that...
They'd talk exclusively about it, because it's their job, so you meet them in a party or something and the guy can tell you like 20 different facts about Hillary Clinton.. More Jokes about Hillary Clinton [01/02/2018 12:01:02]
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