Winnie the Pooh:
Is anybody at home?
[no answer]
Winnie the Pooh:
What I said was, "Is anybody at home?"
Rabbit:
No.
Winnie the Pooh:
Bother. Isn't there anybody here at all?
Rabbit:
Nobody.
Winnie the Pooh:
Must be somebody there because somebody must have said "Nobody."
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Piglet:
Oh, Owl. I don't mean to c-c-complain, but I'm afraid I'm scared.
Owl:
There, there, Piglet. Chin up and all that sort of thing. A rescue's being thought up. Be brave, little Piglet!
Piglet:
It's very hard to b-be brave when you're such a small animal.
Owl:
Then to divert your small mind from this predicament, I shall tell you an amusing anectdote. It concerns a distant cousin of mine who was so frightened during a flood that...
Piglet:
I beg your pardon, Owl, but we seem to be nearing a fatterfall... a flutterfall... a very big waterfall!
Owl:
Please, no interruptions.
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Tigger:
Mmmmmmmmmm, needs more salt. Hoohoohoohooooo! Hey, guys! Wait for Tigger!
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Christopher Robin:
Hello, Pooh. Hello, Piglet. What's up.
Winnie the Pooh:
Tigger and Roo are up.
Kanga:
Oh, dear! Roo, how did you get up there?
Roo:
Easy, mama. We bounced up.
Kanga:
Oh, my goodness. Do be careful, dear!
Roo:
I'm all right, mama, but Tigger's stuck.
Kanga:
Oh, what a shame. That's too bad.
Rabbit:
No, that's good. You see, he can't bounce anybody up there.
Christopher Robin:
Oh, dear. We'll just have to get him down somehow.
Rabbit:
Down? Down? Do we have to?
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