Movie: Twister's Revenge! [1987] Movie: Twister's Revenge! [1987]

Movie: Twister's Revenge! [1987] Movie: Twister's Revenge! [1987]

[discussing the care and feeding of their captive]



Kelly:
How am I supposed to send you to feed the broad when you smell like that? It ain't the gentlemanly thing to do, but I got no choice, so go feed her, Bear.



Bear:
Me? Well, what do you feed one of them rich women?



Kelly:
I don't know. Feed her what you eat.



Dutch:
Remember, if it's a canned good, it's what's in the can. It's not the can!

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[to Sherry, who is tied to a chair]



Bear:
If I untie you, will you promise not to run away? Promise?


[Bear unties her ankles and Sherry promptly kicks him in the crotch]



Bear:
Ooof! I guess you don't like sour cream and onion potato chips.

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Twister:
I am my usual logical, thinking self!



Dave:
C'mon... I'm only pulling your tire.

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Dave:
Every shot you've called, Mr. Artificial Intelligence, has been a loser. To me, love has clogged your transistors. You've got emotion flowing through your logic circuit.



Twister:
Stop the insults. I suppose your plans have shown less emotion by threatening people with guns and blowing up buildings...



Dave:
No, but I'm just a cowboy and I'm supposed to feel emotion when I'm in love. You are a pile of transistors and circuits. You're supposed to calculate and think.



Twister:
I'll give you something to think about! If you don't get me back to the garage, I'll become a pile of scrap metal and my creator and your wife will become history.

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[Dave checks his talking truck for damage]



Twister:
Quit poking around under there. What are you, some kind of pervert? Get your hands off my undercarriage!

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