Sandy:
Well, good night, Michael. It was a wonderful party. My date left with someone else. I had a lot of fun. Do you have any Seconol?

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Julie:
I miss Dorothy.



Michael Dorsey:
You don't have to. She's right here. And she misses you. Look, you don't know me from Adam. But I was a better man with you, as a woman... than I ever was with a woman, as a man. You know what I mean? I just gotta learn to do it without the dress. At this point, there might be an advantage to my wearing pants. The hard part's over, you know? We were already... good friends.

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Ron Carlisle:
I'm afraid you're not right for this role. Thanks for coming by.



Dorothy Michaels:
Why am I not right, Mister Carlisle?



Ron Carlisle:
I'm trying to make a certain statement and I'm looking for a specific physical type.



Dorothy Michaels:
Mr. Carlisle, I'm an actress. I'm a character actress. I can play it any way you want.



Ron Carlisle:
I'm sure you're a very good actress. It's just that you're not threatening enough.



Dorothy Michaels:
Not threatening enough? Listen, you take your hands off me or I'll knee your balls right through the roof of your mouth! Is that enough of a threat?



Ron Carlisle:
[shaken] It's a start.

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Michael Dorsey:
You should have seen the look on her face when she thought I was a lesbian.



George Fields:
"Lesbian"? You just said gay.



Michael Dorsey:
No, no, no - SANDY thinks I'm gay, JULIE thinks I'm a lesbian.



George Fields:
I thought Dorothy was supposed to be straight?



Michael Dorsey:
Dorothy IS straight. Tonight Les, the sweetest, nicest man in the world asked me to marry him.



George Fields:
A guy named Les wants YOU to marry him?



Michael Dorsey:
No, no, no - he wants to marry Dorothy.



George Fields:
Does he know she's a lesbian?



Michael Dorsey:
Dorothy's NOT a lesbian.



George Fields:
I know that, does HE know that?



Michael Dorsey:
Know WHAT?



George Fields:
That, er, I... I don't know.

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Jeff:
You slut.

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