Movie: Tommy Boy [1995] Movie: Tommy Boy [1995]

Movie: Tommy Boy [1995] Movie: Tommy Boy [1995]

Tommy:
Richard? Is this your coat?



Richard:
Don't do it.



Tommy:
Fat guy in a little coat. Fat guy in a little coat.



Richard:
Don't



Tommy:
[singing] Fat guy in a little coat. / Fat guy in a little coat.



Richard:
Take it off, Dickhead, I'm serious!



Tommy:
Richard! What's happening?


[coat rips]



Tommy:
Uh oh!

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[Richard and Tommy almost got in a car accident]



Richard Hayden:
Hey... I was just thinking... when we stopped for gas this morning I think it was you who put the oil in.



Tommy:
Hey if you're going to say I didn't put the right kind in, you're wrong. I used 10-W-30. And besides, motor oil would have nothing to do with this accident.



Richard Hayden:
True. But you can't latch the hood too well, IF YOU DON'T TAKE THE CAN OUT, YOU NO-SELLING WASTE OF SPACE.


[Tommy winces at his mistake]



Richard Hayden:
I swear to God, you're worthless!

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Richard Hayden:
Ok, folks, the guy in front of you is Tommy, he's gonna be taking you through my little spiel here. Tommy is a Scorpio, he likes biking and he's never been laid.

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Tommy:
I l-left a message.



Richard Hayden:
A message? What number did you call?



Tommy:
Two, four, niner, five, six, seven...



Richard Hayden:
I can't hear you, you're trailing off and did I catch a niner in there? Were you calling from a walkie-talkie?



Tommy:
No, it was cordless.



Richard Hayden:
You know what? Don't. Not here, not now.

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Richard Hayden:
[after Tommy explodes in a client's office] That guy may not call us.



Tommy:
I can't believe he called me a psycho.



Richard Hayden:
Hey, were you in there just now? You are a psycho... Good God. And comb your hair.

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