Movie: Tomcats [2001] Movie: Tomcats [2001]

Movie: Tomcats [2001] Movie: Tomcats [2001]

[to himself]



Michael:
You are going to have sex with the first woman you see. First woman you see, first woman you see.


[walks and stumbles with a large, fat woman]



Michael:
OK, second woman you see. The second woman you see.

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[Natalie hands Michael some "Horny Devil" boxers she randomly bought for him]



Michael:
Oh great! These will go well with my Horny Devil socks.

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Natalie:
I'm falling for Kyle.



Michael:
What?



Natalie:
He's actually sweet.



Michael:
Sweet? The guy screws women while they're barfing!

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[to Michael]



Natalie:
You're under arrest, you sick fuck!

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[to his genitals]



Kyle:
I'm going to hurt you tonight!

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