Movie: Tomb Raider III: Adventures of Lara Croft [ Movie: Tomb Raider III: Adventures of Lara Croft [

Movie: Tomb Raider III: Adventures of Lara Croft [ Movie: Tomb Raider III: Adventures of Lara Croft [

Geordie Bob:
So... you must be after Miss Leigh, then?



Lara Croft:
Business, not pleasure.



Geordie Bob:
Though obviously not for revenge, man. You've hardly got the face for that!



Lara Croft:
And... you have?



Geordie Bob:
Huh! How moronic a question is that, eh?


[slams his staff on the ground]



Geordie Bob:
I don't even have a face, man!

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Tribesman:
Mmm.


[smacks his lips]



Tribesman:
He lucky fella that kill you, a plenty Mary like you!



Lara Croft:
I'd be sure to point that out to him.

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Tribesman:
Is well for you, me fasting this day. You make plenty good flesh pot!



Lara Croft:
You forget, I might be quite hungry myself, famished, actually!

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Lara Croft:
You mean Sophia's testing some sort of immortality power? Along with her own brand of face-lift...



Geordie Bob:
Why aye, man! "Everlasting beauty?" She's obviously not fully worked it oot, yet, but she takes the best results for herself. See, I don't care what your business with her is, you can't be any more shiftless than what she is! So I'm gonna go out of me way to help you, that is, after you've done somethin' for us here, like.



Lara Croft:
Very generous of you. What do you want?



Geordie Bob:
A bottle of that mummy preservation stuff, from the Natural History Museum.



Lara Croft:
Embalming fluid?



Geordie Bob:
Aye! For rotten flesh you canny whack it, man! The museum's pretty interestin', I'm told, you'll like it.



Lara Croft:
So why don't you go yourself?



Geordie Bob:
One of them Egyptian lassies' there's a bit pissed of, like, but, eh... she didn't get immortality the way she wanted it. And seeing as we've done better than her in that department, I didn't care to imagine what curse we could get given, any worse than we've got already, like. You'll be fine, though, pet, you'll die easily.



Lara Croft:
Thanks!

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Sophia Leigh:
Ah, Miss Croft! I take it you're ready to sign on?



Lara Croft:
To what?



Sophia Leigh:
Well, my books. You see, with your lifestyle, you'd be the perfect campaign for my products. Just think, you wouldn't be needing those unsightly weapons anymore.



Lara Croft:
No... but I'll probably have an unsightly face, judging by your past experiments!



Sophia Leigh:
My what?



Lara Croft:
Oh yes, they're all still alive, very much so, in fact. All I want is the artifact.


[Lara approaches Sofia's desk and reaches out for the artifact, but Sophia snatches it away from her]



Sophia Leigh:
[laughs] Right! In your next life!



Lara Croft:
[Draws her pistols as Sophia runs out of her office] We'll see...

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