Movie: Tickle Me [1965] Movie: Tickle Me [1965]

Movie: Tickle Me [1965] Movie: Tickle Me [1965]

Estelle Penfield:
You've got to be kidding me



Lonnie Beale:
[shrugs] Sorry, dietician's orders.



Estelle Penfield:
But it's such a little steak, and I'm so hungry. Listen, Lonnie, if you would give me another steak, I would be very grateful. Do we understand each other?



Lonnie Beale:
[pauses] No.

More Movie: Tickle Me [1965] Movie: Tickle Me [1965] quotes [06/16/2016 01:06:42]
Vera Radford:
Oh, no, of course not. Stanley, please get Mr. and Mrs. Dabney fixed up. Will you please get them some more chicken?



Mr. Dabney:
Yes, and get us a chicken that won't fly away this time.



Vera Radford:
Oh


[chuckles]



Vera Radford:
of course.


[turning to Mrs. Dabney]



Vera Radford:
Are you all right, dear?



Mrs. Dabney:
Well, I think I am.



Vera Radford:
Of course, you're gonna have some more dinner, and now we're going to have some entertainment. All right?



Mr. Dabney:
Oh that's nice!



Vera Radford:
Lonnie. I think we better start the entertainment... right away.



Lonnie Beale:
Sure, Miss Radford.

More Movie: Tickle Me [1965] Movie: Tickle Me [1965] quotes [06/16/2016 01:06:42]
Estelle Penfield:
[assessing all the food Stanley is wheeling on a cart to bring to the guests Mr. & Mrs. Dabney] Stanley! For us?



Stanley Potter:
Mrs. Penfield! They're for our guests, Mr. and Mrs. Dabney. They put money in this place. Naturally we cant put them on a diet.



Mrs. Dabney:
Down the hatch!



Stanley Potter:
Hello, Mr. Dabney, sir!



Mr. Dabney:
[as Stanley starts serving the couple their 2 cornish hens] There he is! End of the line, boy. Put them right here.



Mrs. Dabney:
Don't they look wonderful?



Mr. Dabney:
Oh yes, indeedy!



Stanley Potter:
This one's for you, Mr. Dabney.



Mr. Dabney:
Why thank you. Now I can serve the rest.



Stanley Potter:
Yes sir, Mr. Dabney.



Mr. Dabney:
All right.! You've got to hand it to Vera. When she throws a party she doesn't fool around.


[Estelle Penfield sneakily lifts Mr. Dabney's cornish hen from behind the bush with a long serving fork while his mind is occupied on the ambrosia wine]



Mr. Dabney:
Now what's this? Oh, ambrosia! Pour a little wine, dear.



Mrs. Dabney:
Oh yes. thank you.



Mr. Dabney:
[Suddenly discovering that his chicken is missing] Hey it's gone!



Mrs. Dabney:
Did you say something?



Mr. Dabney:
Well, didn't the boy put a chicken on that plate, or am I going crazy?



Mrs. Dabney:
Well, he certainly put a chicken on your plate, I saw it.



Mr. Dabney:
I thought so. Ohhh!



Mrs. Dabney:
[as Estelle makes an attempt to steal Mrs. Dabney's chicken] Now you have my chicken, honey! Honey!


[Estelle accidentally pokes Mrs. Dabney in the butt]



Mrs. Dabney:
OWWWW! Ahhh! I've been stabbed! Ohhh! Something bit me!



Mr. Dabney:
What's going on here?



Mrs. Dabney:
Something bit me and it hurts.


[wailing in pain]



Mrs. Dabney:
OH HO HO HO!



Stanley Potter:
Please sit down and relax.



Mrs. Dabney:
Oh I can't sit down. I've been stabbed!



Mr. Dabney:
Listen here now, young man, I'm not used to this sort of treatment!



Vera Radford:
What's going on here?


[as Vera catches Stanley drinking from the Dabneys' wine bottle]



Vera Radford:
STANLEY!



Mr. Dabney:
Vera, does this sort of thing happen everyday?

More Movie: Tickle Me [1965] Movie: Tickle Me [1965] quotes [06/16/2016 01:06:42]
Lonnie Beale:
Stanley, if one won't start, the other won't start.



Stanley Potter:
Why?



Lonnie Beale:
Because they're both wet. W-E-T. Wet.

More Movie: Tickle Me [1965] Movie: Tickle Me [1965] quotes [06/16/2016 01:06:42]

Quotes of the month

Anatoly Yurkin Time is an illusion conveniently measured by life's mistakes. [10/13/2018 12:10:15] More


Anatoly Yurkin Branding is the process of turning products into goods, when forging temperature is achieved due to the energy-consuming choice of the consumer and the client. [09/27/2018 12:09:49] More


Anatoly Yurkin In the head of the consumer, in the skull and in the heart of the client, the masters of branding daily lead a fierce struggle for the right to turn the product into goods, and technology into a service. [09/27/2018 05:09:38] More


Eugene Ryabyi Everybody is entitled to be free, but only the strong can use this right. [10/03/2018 07:10:59] More


Anatoly Yurkin Time is the only available format of eternity. [10/12/2018 02:10:01] More