Movie: Thumb Wars: The Phantom Cuticle [1999] Movie: Thumb Wars: The Phantom Cuticle [1999]

Movie: Thumb Wars: The Phantom Cuticle [1999] Movie: Thumb Wars: The Phantom Cuticle [1999]

Black Helmut Man:
I will allow no rest until the Thumbellion is totally neutralized.



Imperial Thumb:
Excuse me, Black Helmut Man, but our super space station can easily thwart any actions of the Thumbellion.



Black Helmut Man:
Do not underestimate the power of the Thumb!



Imperial Thumb:
Oh, don't try to scare me with your ooby-dooby magic talk, Helmet Man. Your "I'm a horrifying warlock and I'm going to get you with my mystic potions" talk sicken me! I laugh at you and your "I'm a frightening wizard threat of hostility." Why don't you gather some frog legs and eyes of a newt, and conjur up a potion that will get you your face back, and perhaps make you one mere ounce less pathetic than you truly are!


[Black Helmut Man strangles him with the "power of the Thumb"]



Imperial Thumb:
*strangled gasping*... Or not!


[Imperial Thumb's head pops off]



Black Helmut Man:
Any other comments?



British Thumb:
I have a question! Why is it that we all speak in British accents, when we're from outer space where there's no Britain?


[Black Helmut Man pops British Thumb's head off as well]

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Black Helmet Man:
Loke, I am your mother!



Loke Groundrunner:
No!



Black Helmet Man:
Mama's gonna teach you some manners!

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Aunt Gonna Biteit:
I must say, you're becoming a fine specimen of a man, Loke Groundrunner.



Loke Groundrunner:
Well alot of good that does me here. I wanna join the Thumbellion Resistance. I wanna make something of myself, be of use to someone.



Uncle Soon Dead:
Well you're plenty useful here, Loke. The harvest is soon and... and you'll be getting help. I bought some new droids from the freaky little hooded creatures. The tall one is effeminate and annoying. And I think the little one has an amputee inside!



Loke Groundrunner:
[whiny voice] Harvest, harvest, harvest! That's all you ever care about! You don't care about me. I wanna see the universe!


[squealing]



Loke Groundrunner:
YOU DON'T KNOW WHO I AM INSIDE! YOU NEVER HAVE! I'M GONNA RUN AWAY AND NEVER COME BACK EVER!


[storms out crying]



Uncle Soon Dead:
Whoo! What a whiner that kid is.

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Oobedoob Benubi:
But my uncle just bought those! Geez! You are a whiner. Come! The answers will be


[crosses his eyes]



Oobedoob Benubi:
revealed.

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Oobedoob Benubi:
Crying is for little girls, babies, and men who just had their ears ripped off.

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