Movie: Throw Momma from the Train [1987] Movie: Throw Momma from the Train [1987]

Movie: Throw Momma from the Train [1987] Movie: Throw Momma from the Train [1987]

Momma:
He's trying to kill me! I asked for the salted nuts. He brought me the unsalted nuts. The unsalted nuts make me choke!

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Momma:
Holy Shit! What a dream I was having! Louis Armstrong was trying to kill me!

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Owen:
Larry! I can't breath!



Larry:
Yes! That's because I'm choking you!

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Owen:
Why not?



Larry:
Because I'm not a killer, Owen! I can't just wrap my hands around someone's neck and squeeze the life out of them!



Owen:
Well at least meet her. Maybe she'd be someone you'd like to kill.

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[Larry is reading stories to the class]



Larry:
Next is "Murder at My Friend Harry's" by Owen... Lift. "Chapter one: The night was humid."


[Closes the paper]



Larry:
Class dismissed. I have a terrible headache in my eye.

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