Movie: Throw Momma from the Train [1987] Movie: Throw Momma from the Train [1987]

Movie: Throw Momma from the Train [1987] Movie: Throw Momma from the Train [1987]

[Larry's been hit in the groin by Momma's cane]



Larry:
[in pain] She's not a woman, she's The Terminator.

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Larry:
[on the phone with Owen from Hawaii] Owen, what the hell did you do to my wife?



Owen:
Ehh, I don't want to say over the phone. All I can tell ya is that I killed her last night.


[hangs up]

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Larry:
One little murder and I'm Jack the Ripper.

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Mrs. Hazeltine:
It's whacking material!



Mr. Pinsky, Creative Writing Student:
Isn't that literature?

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Owen:
Larry! I can't breath!



Larry:
Yes! That's because I'm choking you!

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