Movie: Three to Tango [1999] Movie: Three to Tango [1999]

Movie: Three to Tango [1999] Movie: Three to Tango [1999]

Oscar Novak:
What's good?



Diner Waiter:
Tuna melt.



Oscar Novak:
Ohhh... what else?



Diner Waiter:
Tuna melt.



Amy:
What do you think?



Oscar Novak:
Yeah, two tuna melts.

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[Standing outside the cafe, Oscar is looking very ill]



Amy:
Oh, are you okay?



Oscar Novak:
Mouth... watering.



Amy:
God, I knew that Tuna Melt tasted funny. I'm lucky, I can eat just about anything. Know why? Cause my mother was a horrible cook. She used to make this thing that smelled like a wet dog and old tennis shoes and...


[Oscar retches]



Amy:
Oh, sorry.



Oscar Novak:
Would you excuse me for a second?



Oscar Novak:
[Oscar kneels over and is violently sick] Boy that felt good!



Amy:
Don't worry you'll be alright in a minute.


[Amy pauses then kneels over and is sick as well]



Oscar Novak:
It just doesn't get better than this!

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Oscar Novak:
[on the phone to his shocked but supportive mother] I'm not gay. I just have to pretend to be gay for work.

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[after Amy accidentally hits Oscar]



Amy:
Did you hurt yourself?



Oscar Novak:
No, no... YOU hurt me!

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[upon meeting her boyfriends wife]



Amy:
I handled that well, didn't I? I'm still in one piece.



Oscar Novak:
Yes, very well.


[amy starts to walk away]



Oscar Novak:
Where are you going?



Amy:
To get really *really* drunk.

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