Movie: Three to Tango [1999] Movie: Three to Tango [1999]

Movie: Three to Tango [1999] Movie: Three to Tango [1999]

Peter Steinberg:
Oskie, I'm a professional. I went to graduate school. I did all-nighters my senior year. I did a semester in Egypt. Do you have any idea what toilet paper feels like in Egypt? I delivered cinnamon rolls on a truck with bad suspension for three years! Do you know what that does to your kidneys? My poor kidneys! My freaking kidneys! My poor freaking kidneys! My freaking, scarred, bruised kidneys!

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[When Peter clicks his pen, it's supposed to signal to Oscar that he's rambling]



Oscar Novak:
Hey, you have a Buddha! Oh, I love Buddhas.


[Peter clicks his pen]



Oscar Novak:
They're like bright, cheery, naked Asian Santas.


[Sound of clicking pen]



Oscar Novak:
You know, I had a buddy in college whose name was Bob and we used to call him "Buddha Bob" because he was kind of fat and he liked to walk around naked.


[More pen clicking]



Oscar Novak:
We used to rub his belly for luck.


[Frantic pen clicking. Oscar gets the hint]



Oscar Novak:
Anyway... I love Buddha.


[awkward pause]



Oscar Novak:
He rocks.

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Amy:
How are your balls?



Oscar Novak:
They're fine. Thanks for asking.

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[Standing outside the cafe, Oscar is looking very ill]



Amy:
Oh, are you okay?



Oscar Novak:
Mouth... watering.



Amy:
God, I knew that Tuna Melt tasted funny. I'm lucky, I can eat just about anything. Know why? Cause my mother was a horrible cook. She used to make this thing that smelled like a wet dog and old tennis shoes and...


[Oscar retches]



Amy:
Oh, sorry.



Oscar Novak:
Would you excuse me for a second?



Oscar Novak:
[Oscar kneels over and is violently sick] Boy that felt good!



Amy:
Don't worry you'll be alright in a minute.


[Amy pauses then kneels over and is sick as well]



Oscar Novak:
It just doesn't get better than this!

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Oscar Novak:
What's good?



Diner Waiter:
Tuna melt.



Oscar Novak:
Ohhh... what else?



Diner Waiter:
Tuna melt.



Amy:
What do you think?



Oscar Novak:
Yeah, two tuna melts.

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