Movie: Three to Tango [1999] Movie: Three to Tango [1999]

Movie: Three to Tango [1999] Movie: Three to Tango [1999]

Peter Steinberg:
You've made your big gay bed and now you must slumber gaily in it!

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Amy:
So I take it you have kissed a woman before?



Oscar Novak:
Not the right one.

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[Peter is standing with a tub of hair gel and a weird hairdo]



Oscar Novak:
What the hell happened to your head?



Peter Steinberg:
I've been here for nine hours. I got bored.



Oscar Novak:
You're a very strange man. Now, will you get out of my apartment?



Peter Steinberg:
What happened? Oscy... Oscy... it's six in the morning.



Oscar Novak:
It was awful, okay? As soon as we left the gallery, our cab caught on fire. THEN, she elbowed me in the face. THEN, we both threw up. THEN, she slammed a car handle into my balls, okay? The entire night was a total disaster.



Peter Steinberg:
You're in love with her.



Oscar Novak:
Pretty much.

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Amy:
How are your balls?



Oscar Novak:
They're fine. Thanks for asking.

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Oscar Novak:
What's good?



Diner Waiter:
Tuna melt.



Oscar Novak:
Ohhh... what else?



Diner Waiter:
Tuna melt.



Amy:
What do you think?



Oscar Novak:
Yeah, two tuna melts.

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