Movie: They Call Me Bruce? [1982] Movie: They Call Me Bruce? [1982]

Movie: They Call Me Bruce? [1982] Movie: They Call Me Bruce? [1982]

[Johnny arrives at his grandfather's deathbed just in time for the old man's last words]



Joon:
I'll make you proud of me. When I grow up, I'll make lots of money.



Bruce/Grandfather:
Let me tell you, grandson. Money is not the most important thing in life. The most important thing is... broads. Broads!

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Anita:
Look, I'm a federal agent.



Freddy:
Oh, my God.



Anita:
The necklace I gave you was an electronic microphone. We've monitored all your conversations. We know your locations, all over the country.



Freddy:
Oh, my God!



Bruce:
Can't you say anything but, "Oh, my God"?



Anita:
They used you, Bruce! You were their stooge! You weren't delivering flour, you were delivering cocaine. Drugs, Bruce.



Bruce:
Drugs! Oh, my Buddah!

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[a beautiful geisha girl joins Johnny in a hot tub]



Bruce:
You're a 10!


[the geisha removes her kimono]



Bruce:
You're a 10 where you should be a 36!

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Bruce:
Freddy, I was once run over by a Toyota... oh what a feeling.

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Anita:
My name's Anita. What's yours?



Bruce:
They call me Bruce.



Anita:
Bruce? Like Bruce Lee.



Bruce:
Of course.



Anita:
Then you must know kung fu.



Bruce:
Yes, I stepped in some yesterday.

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