Movie: Theme Park World [1999] Movie: Theme Park World [1999]

Movie: Theme Park World [1999] Movie: Theme Park World [1999]

The Advisor:
Welcome to Sim Theme Park!


[or "Theme Park World"]



The Advisor:
I'm the Advisor around, and I'm here to help you. There's tons of great stuff to explore and do. What am I thinking? I don't even know your name! Why don't you start telling me who you are. Click the player button to get started.

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The Advisor:
Sheesh! This bathroom is a real toilet. Click on the "Call Janitor" button to have someone look at it.

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The Advisor:
[map sounds] Now, uh... I should be about... here. Of course.


[more map sounds]



The Advisor:
Enter a land of prehistoric mysteries, where reptillian giants roamed the land, where you season the primortial soup. Welcome to... Lost Kingdom. The Theme Park that time forgot.

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The Advisor:
Hey! Did you see what that guy just did? Some of the visitors are misbehaving, and security hasn't noticed. You should make sure your guards are patroling the whole park, OR build some security cameras.

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The Advisor:
Abandon the poor he who enter here! Muhahahaha -


[coughs]



The Advisor:
Pretty scary, ha, hm. Welcome to Halloween World, guaranteed the thrilling to the bone. Do you want to see something really scary?


[turns around, then again with a spooky eye]



The Advisor:
Boo!


[bats arrive, Advisor screams]



The Advisor:
Whoa! Aah!

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