Movie: The Wizard of Speed and Time [1989] Movie: The Wizard of Speed and Time [1989]

Movie: The Wizard of Speed and Time [1989] Movie: The Wizard of Speed and Time [1989]

President:
Now to make sure we get the best government that money can buy, Congress has passed a new one hundred percent withholding of all wages and earnings. But at least twenty-three percent of that will be returned to you, the taxpaying citizen - minus of course state surcharges, subsidies, handling taxes, and dealer's prep.

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Dora Belair:
Look, you work with me, I expect a pro. You don't even shake hands; you oughta see a shrink!



Mike:
Miss Belair, if you feel compelled to grab part of my body and shake it before you can even be friendly, you've got far worse problems than you think I have.

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[Mike and friends try to hide from police helicopters under a green day-glo tarp]



Police Officer #1:
[sarcastically] Gee whiz, they just disappeared.



Police Officer #2:
I can't see 'em anywhere. Hey! Let's land on that big green plastic rock!

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[Mike tries to join the Animators' Union:]



Animators' Union Clerk:
(*gul-yuk-hoohoo!*) So, uh, what's your animation classification, huh?



Mike:
Well, a lot of everything. Cartoon, kinestasis, rotoscoping, stop-motion...



Animators' Union Clerk:
WOAH! Well, cartoon animation alone is twenty-one hundred dollars, plus a fifty dollar entry fee, and a hundred dollar quarterly dues.



Mike:
Well, what about filming animation?



Animators' Union Clerk:
(*ubbidy-ub*) Well then ya go to the Camera Union.

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Mike 'The Wizard' Jittlov:
[thinking to himself] All the big things I should have done by now, but I was so busy doing little things. I wonder how many other people are out there? Writing stories and scripts that nobody else may ever read, making movies that nobody may ever see... discovering secrets, important things that could help everybody. Maybe I shouldn't make movies for a living... I could deliver Steve's pizzas...


[knocks over a jigsaw puzzle box and, via stop motion animation, the puzzle assembles itself]



Mike 'The Wizard' Jittlov:
Oh, if only I could do that for real. If we could live on hopes and wishes, make movies at the speed of thought, all the movies that could have been, all the dreams that I could spin...

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