Movie: The Wizard of Speed and Time [1989] Movie: The Wizard of Speed and Time [1989]

Movie: The Wizard of Speed and Time [1989] Movie: The Wizard of Speed and Time [1989]

[Choreographer stomps off in a huff:]



Choreographer:
This is the most unprofessional job I've ever had - What is this? - Why, nobody knows where they're going or what they're doing, of course except for... Me!


[falls into pile of film cans]

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[Mike tries to join the Animators' Union:]



Animators' Union Clerk:
(*gul-yuk-hoohoo!*) So, uh, what's your animation classification, huh?



Mike:
Well, a lot of everything. Cartoon, kinestasis, rotoscoping, stop-motion...



Animators' Union Clerk:
WOAH! Well, cartoon animation alone is twenty-one hundred dollars, plus a fifty dollar entry fee, and a hundred dollar quarterly dues.



Mike:
Well, what about filming animation?



Animators' Union Clerk:
(*ubbidy-ub*) Well then ya go to the Camera Union.

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[Mike and friends try to hide from police helicopters under a green day-glo tarp]



Police Officer #1:
[sarcastically] Gee whiz, they just disappeared.



Police Officer #2:
I can't see 'em anywhere. Hey! Let's land on that big green plastic rock!

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President:
Now to make sure we get the best government that money can buy, Congress has passed a new one hundred percent withholding of all wages and earnings. But at least twenty-three percent of that will be returned to you, the taxpaying citizen - minus of course state surcharges, subsidies, handling taxes, and dealer's prep.

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Dora Belair:
Look, you work with me, I expect a pro. You don't even shake hands; you oughta see a shrink!



Mike:
Miss Belair, if you feel compelled to grab part of my body and shake it before you can even be friendly, you've got far worse problems than you think I have.

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