Movie: The Wizard of Speed and Time [1989] Movie: The Wizard of Speed and Time [1989]

Movie: The Wizard of Speed and Time [1989] Movie: The Wizard of Speed and Time [1989]

Steve:
Lights, camera, and anguish.

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[Mike tries to join the Camera Union:]



Camera Union Clerk:
No sir, the studio hires the next man on the roster.



Mike:
Well, how do I get on the roster?



Camera Union Clerk:
You have to be in the union.



Mike:
Well, how do I get *in* the union?



Camera Union Clerk:
When you're on the roster.



Mike:
You mean I can't join unless I'm already a member?



Camera Union Clerk:
That's correct. Then you need thirty consecutive days camera operation, a complete physical exam, the producer sends a letter, and *you* pay your fees.



Mike:
Well, fine, I've done ten years of camera work!



Camera Union Clerk:
Then you've worked in violation of seniority! You'll have to start allll over, as a film loader.



Mike:
Look, I'm just building a small set and filming it!



Camera Union Clerk:
That's entirely another union. Set and Modelmakers. Next door!

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President:
Now to make sure we get the best government that money can buy, Congress has passed a new one hundred percent withholding of all wages and earnings. But at least twenty-three percent of that will be returned to you, the taxpaying citizen - minus of course state surcharges, subsidies, handling taxes, and dealer's prep.

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Brian:
Cash.



Bookman:
Cash? Whaddaya mean, "Cash?"



Brian:
You know. This stuff.



Mike:
It's green with little president's pictures on it.

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Canadian Thug:
Gee, I never drove a stick shift before.



American Thug:
This is automatic!



Canadian Thug:
Well then how come it's not drivin' itself, eh?



American Thug:
Where'd you learn to drive?



Canadian Thug:
The Autopia at Disneyland.

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