Movie: The Wedding Singer [1998] Movie: The Wedding Singer [1998]

Movie: The Wedding Singer [1998] Movie: The Wedding Singer [1998]

Julia:
Can I get some more prime rib?



Andre:
Prime rib, always the prime rib. Make them eat the fish!



Holly:
Four more prime ribs.



Andre:
[bowing] Your wish is my command, my darling.



Julia:
How come he's so nice to you?



Holly:
I let him look at my boobs at the Christmas party last year. Not my finest half hour, but its been a pleasant working environment ever since.



Julia:
[he looks at Julia] No!

More Movie: The Wedding Singer [1998] Movie: The Wedding Singer [1998] quotes [06/16/2016 01:06:42]
Robbie:
[Linda shows up for the first time after failing to marry him] You're late.



Linda:
[sighs] I'm sorry... I just couldn't do it.



Robbie:
Well, if you need more time, I guess I could wait.



Linda:
No... I don't need more time, Robbie. I don't ever want to marry you.



Robbie:
[takes a deep breath, sighs] Gee, you know that information... really would've been more useful to me *yesterday.*



Linda:
I've been talking with my friends the last few days...



Robbie:
Oh, boy, here it comes.



Linda:
...and I think I've figured out what's been bothering me. I'm not in love with Robbie, now. I'm in love with Robbie, six years ago. Robbie, the lead singer of Final Warning; I used to come watch you when you were in your silk shirt and Spandex pants, and you would sing into the microphone like you were David Lee Roth.



Robbie:
I've still got the Spandex; I'll put 'em on right now.



Linda:
The point is, I woke up this morning and realized I'm about to get married to a wedding singer? I am never gonna leave Richfield!



Robbie:
Why do you need to leave Richfield? We grew up here. All our friends are here; it's the perfect place to raise a family.



Linda:
Oh, yeah - sure! Living in your sister's basement with five kids while you're off every weekends doing wedding gigs at a whoppin' sixty bucks a pop?



Robbie:
Once again, things that could've been brought to my attention YESTERDAY!

More Movie: The Wedding Singer [1998] Movie: The Wedding Singer [1998] quotes [06/16/2016 01:06:42]
Julia: May I ask what happened with Linda?
Robbie: She wasn't the right one, I guess.
Julia: Did you have any idea she wasn't the right one when you were together?
Robbie: I should have. Uh, I remember we went to the Grand Canyon one time. We were flying there and I'd never been there before and Linda had, so you would think that she would give me the window seat but she didn't and... not that that's a big deal, you know. It's just there were a lot of little things like that. I know that sounds stupid...
Julia: Not at all. I think it's the little things that count.More Movie: The Wedding Singer [1998] Movie: The Wedding Singer [1998] quotes [12/18/2005 12:12:00]
David 'Dave' Veltri: Little news flash, Pop. Ha. Harold ain't so perfect. Remember that time in Puerto Rico when we picked up those two, uh... well, I guess they were prostitutes, but I don't remember paying.More Movie: The Wedding Singer [1998] Movie: The Wedding Singer [1998] quotes [12/18/2005 12:12:00]
Robbie:
Now let's cut the stupid cake because I know the fat guy's gonna have a heart attack if we don't eat again soon...


[fat man shrugs]



Robbie:
And while we do that here's a little mood music for you.

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