Elvadine: Dang, girl, I risk my neck all mornin' for you dumb behind. You think I at least entitled to a five-second break or a puff off of your scag.
Lidia: What do you mean, "riskin' your neck"?
Elvadine: Well, what you call trompin' 'round in them crazy, gap-toothed, banjo-pickin' no-eyelid hillbilly yard stealin' all their junk. Daaaang! They ever do find out we robbed' em, I reckon they gonna whup my behind 'til it's flat as yours.More Movie: The War  Movie: The War  quotes [11/26/2005 12:11:00]
Stephen: Boy, sometimes all it takes is a split second for you to do something you'll regret the whole rest of your life.More Movie: The War  Movie: The War  quotes [11/26/2005 12:11:00]
Stu: Hey, why don't you leave him alone? Pick on somebody your own size. What's the matter, you guys afraid of a fair fight, one on one?
Leo Lipnicki: Maybe you git a point. Ebb...
Marsh: Stu... Stu... don't get yourself killed Stu.More Movie: The War  Movie: The War  quotes [11/26/2005 12:11:00]
Amber: You guys wanted that up there, then why didn't ya ask me?
Stu: Put that thing up there.
Amber: That the way you ask me? Ain't you not heard the word please?
Amber: Move outta my way, lightweight.More Movie: The War  Movie: The War  quotes [11/26/2005 12:11:00]
Arliss Lipnicki: Where'd you get all them ice creams from, anyhow?
Billy Lipnicki: A big airplane just dropped 'em outta tha sky!
Ebb Lipnicki: If you don't honest up, Billy, we're gonna scrub you down with lipstick so everyone thinks you got diaper rash, how 'bout it?
Billy Lipnicki: Nuh-uh!
Leo Lipnicki: Yes-huh! And after that, we're gonna shave your head bald as a witch's tit!
Billy Lipnicki: I ain't gonna look like no witch's tit!
Leo Lipnicki: Yes you will if you don't hurry up and tell us.
Billy Lipnicki: Well you can cut off every hair on my head, but I ain't tellin' you ding-diddly-ding-diddly-ding-dang-dong!More Movie: The War  Movie: The War  quotes [11/26/2005 12:11:00]
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