Movie: The United States of Leland [2003] Movie: The United States of Leland [2003]

Movie: The United States of Leland [2003] Movie: The United States of Leland [2003]

Airplane Woman:
Excuse me. I'm sorry if I'm bothering you, but aren't you an actor?



Albert T. Fitzgerald:
Aren't we all dear



Airplane Woman:
[laughs] No, no, no. I mean a famous actor. You know, a movie star actor? I know your face



Albert T. Fitzgerald:
I was in Stanley Kubrick's musical, the one about the alcoholic pirates. I played Captain Morgan.


[smiles]



Albert T. Fitzgerald:
Whenever you're done with the front page dear

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Pearl Madison:
You'll have to forgive Mr. Madison today, he's moving kinda slow. His head's hurting like it's the end of the world.



Guillermo:
You been drinking that cheap ass burgundy, ain't you?



Pearl Madison:
No comment.



Bengel:
That stuff's gonna make you go blind, Sir.



Pearl Madison:
Hey, 3 bucks, 2 liters. I couldn't pass it up.

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TV Reporter:
Why did you do it, Leland?



Leland:
Because of the sadness.



TV Reporter:
What sadness? Whose sadness?



Leland:
Your sadness.

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Leland:
And that's when I figured out that tears couldn't make somebody who was dead alive again. There's another thing to learn about tears, they can't make somebody who doesn't love you any more love you again. It's the same with prayers. I wonder how much of their lives people waste crying and praying to God. If you ask me, the devil makes more sense than God does. I can at least see why people would want him around. It's good to have somebody to blame for the bad stuff they do. Maybe God's there because people get scared of all the bad stuff they do. They figure that God and the Devil are always playing this game of tug-of-war game with them. And they never know which side they're gonna wind up on. I guess that tug-of-war idea explains how sometimes, even when people try to do something good, it still turns out bad.

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Pearl Madison:
This is bullshit, Elden. This is just red-tape bullshit and you know it.



Elden:
No, Madison, this is about you running your own program. You asked me about this kid, I told you no. Then you, in effect, say: "Fuck you, I do whatever I want. Elden Gilmore be damned."



Pearl Madison:
Look, this is about a kid who was so screwed up...



Elden:
No, this is about a book. And you wanna talk about red-tape bullshit? Let's talk about how fast I could have you fired for turning your classroom over to non-certified personnel while you went off to play your '20/20' bit with this kid. Man, I am pulling you from S.H.



Pearl Madison:
Wait a minute...



Elden:
No, after lunch, report to A wing. You're taking over Bellsey's class.

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