Movie: The Twelve Chairs [1970] Movie: The Twelve Chairs [1970]

Movie: The Twelve Chairs [1970] Movie: The Twelve Chairs [1970]

Nikolai Sestrin:
I hate people I don't like.

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Father Fyodor:
Oh, God! You're so strict!

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Ippolit Vorobyaninov:
You're not worth spitting on!



Father Fyodor:
Oh yeah? Well, you are!


[spits]

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Ippolit Vorobyaninov:
I am cousin Kiev, from Vorobyaninov. All of the Michaels are dead.

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[Ostap Bender is kissing a young woman]



Young Woman:
Do you love me?



Ostap Bender:
Let's just say that I am very much in lust with you.

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