Movie: The Toy [1982] Movie: The Toy [1982]

Movie: The Toy [1982] Movie: The Toy [1982]

Jack Brown:
It's that bad out there?



Morehouse:
[after U.S. Bates made him drop his pants in front of everybody] Worse.

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Jack Brown:
[Talking to stuffed animals] You know why there's a party downstairs? Do you fellas? Because it's goodbye for you guys. They're not gonna sell you anymore. They got a new toy to sell. It's called a Jack Brown. Me. The wind up asshole. And I'm gonna take over all the stores of America next Christmas. All the kids will be hollering for me. They're not gonna want no teddy bears like you. No they won't and they won't want no sad pandas and no tigers or leopards or lions or dumb rabbits. The kids will want a Jack Brown Wind Up. "Mommy I want a Jack Brown Wind-up! Susie has one that can play basketball! And Otto has one that can drive a Cadillac, and he's real cute too and I wanna pinch his nose!" I've sold out to Moorehouse, you know. My life is over. I'm gonna wind up in this room with all you toys for the rest of my life.

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U.S. Bates:
What are you doing here, you asshole?

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Jack Brown:
What do you think, Mr. O'Brein?



O'Brien:
Forget you know me.

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Jack Brown:
Why me? Of all the stuff in the store, why did you pick me?



Eric Bates:
You made me laugh. I wanted a friend who made me laugh.



Jack Brown:
So of all the toys in the store you wanted a friend. If you want a friend, you don't buy a friend, Eric, you earn a friend through love and trust and respect.



Eric Bates:
Come see my train!



Jack Brown:
You're not listening to me, Eric, you don't order your friends around, you ask them.



Eric Bates:
Oh. You wanna come see my train, friend?



Jack Brown:
No.


[They hug]



Jack Brown:
[Happily] I'm gonna kill you.



Eric Bates:
I love you, Jack.

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