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Movie: The Three Stooges Go Around the World in a Movie: The Three Stooges Go Around the World in a

[Larry comes in with a waterlogged newspaper and hands it to Moe]



Larry:
They left it in the swimming pool today.



Moe:
Oh, I see. The tadpole edition.



Larry:
Yeah, the tadpole edi...


[Moe whaps Larry with the paper]



Moe:
That's for now. Remind me to kill you later.

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Moe:
The rajah says that he will, without the aid of a telescope, shoot a raisin from the top of this gentleman's head.



Larry:
Wait a minute. Wait a minute. Hold it. Shoot *what* raisin from *which* gentleman's head?



Moe:
Oh, pardon me for calling you a gentleman, sir.

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[Amelia is using the back of a frying pan as a mirror while Phileas plots their course]



Phileas Fogg III:
Now, owing to monsoons at this time of year, we may have trouble getting across this bridge. It could be completely under water.



Curly-Joe:
Don't worry, we'll cross that bridge when we come to it.



Moe:
[chuckling] Pardon me, may I have the mirror?



Amelia Carter:
Why, certainly.



Moe:
You know, a sharp crack deserves a sharp answer.



Curly-Joe:
Yeah.


[Moe whaps Curly-Joe with pan]

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Lory Filch:
You're a fine one, Vickers Cavendish. Wasting your time reading when you should be thinking up some scheme to defraud.

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Larry:
You don't think I'm going to let that blind bat throw knives at me, do you?



Moe:
Blind bat? Why, he can see better than you can and I can prove it.



Larry:
Well, you better prove it.


[picks up large round tray and holds it up to Curly-Joe's eyes]



Moe:
Maha.



Curly-Joe:
[peers in opposite direction] Aha?



Moe:
Rajah!


[Curly-Joe turns around and stares closely at tray]



Moe:
What is this?



Curly-Joe:
Half a dollar.



Larry:
You're right. I thought it was a dime.

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