Movie: The Three Stooges Go Around the World in a Movie: The Three Stooges Go Around the World in a

Movie: The Three Stooges Go Around the World in a Movie: The Three Stooges Go Around the World in a

[Amelia is using the back of a frying pan as a mirror while Phileas plots their course]



Phileas Fogg III:
Now, owing to monsoons at this time of year, we may have trouble getting across this bridge. It could be completely under water.



Curly-Joe:
Don't worry, we'll cross that bridge when we come to it.



Moe:
[chuckling] Pardon me, may I have the mirror?



Amelia Carter:
Why, certainly.



Moe:
You know, a sharp crack deserves a sharp answer.



Curly-Joe:
Yeah.


[Moe whaps Curly-Joe with pan]

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[Curly-Joe opens door just as Moe is coming through; there is a spectacular crash of breakfast dishes and cutlery]



Curly-Joe:
I'm sorry, Moe. The door swung and all the dishes broke.



Moe:
Well, don't distress yourself, lad. You didn't break everything.



Curly-Joe:
I didn't?



Moe:
[Holds up an intact plate] Here's one you missed.



Curly-Joe:
Hey!


[Moe breaks it over his head]

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Moe:
His pistol record is


[mumbling]



Moe:
shots out of a possible 300.



Curly-Joe:
That's without bullets.

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[Guards are roughing up Curly-Joe]



Moe:
Wait a minute. You're gonna hit a man with glasses?



Curly-Joe:
[gratefully, as guards pause] Yeah!



Moe:
[takes away glasses] Go ahead!

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[Curly-Joe's thrown knife grazes Larry's fake mustache]



Moe:
Missed that.



Curly-Joe:
Missed that? Impossible!



Larry:
Missed that? What is he aiming at?



Moe:
You'll find out.

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