Movie: The Tao of Steve [2000] Movie: The Tao of Steve [2000]

Movie: The Tao of Steve [2000] Movie: The Tao of Steve [2000]

Maggie:
[to Dex] But you've never been happy with any women you've dated.



Dex:
Well, that's Male Insanity Syndrome. Ya know, that is just you're with a woman and no matter how cool she is, you're always thinking "Maybe I could do a little better or I could trade up somehow.



Syd:
"Trade up?"

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Dex:
And that takes us to Part III of the Tao of Steve, okay? Alright, after you've eliminated your desire, and after you've been excellent in her presence, then you must retreat. Okay?

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Dex:
What are you excellent at?



Dave:
I'm an excellent camper.



Dex:
Ok, but you can't camp in front of a woman.

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Dex:
How can you not love a British rock band consisting of four teenage bumble bees.

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Dave:
I'm not looking for enlightenment, Dex. I'm looking for a girlfriend.

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