Movie: The Tao of Steve [2000] Movie: The Tao of Steve [2000]

Movie: The Tao of Steve [2000] Movie: The Tao of Steve [2000]

Dex:
Doing stuff is overrated. Like Hitler. He did a lot. But don't we all wish he woulda just stayed home and gotten stoned?



Syd:
Oh, I see. So you're only options are to get stoned or commit genocide?

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Dex:
You can't just go up to a woman and say, 'Hi! I'm Dave! I like smoking pot, reading the sports page on the john... wanna have sex with me?'

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Dex:
I'm serious. If you're hanging out with women as friends, your doing your research in the wrong library.



Dave:
What's wrong with being friends with women?



Dex:
Nothing, but getting out of that category of 'friend' is harder than like getting out of Alcatraz.

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Dex:
How can you not love a British rock band consisting of four teenage bumble bees.

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Dex:
What are you excellent at?



Dave:
I'm an excellent camper.



Dex:
Ok, but you can't camp in front of a woman.

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