Movie: The Tao of Steve [2000] Movie: The Tao of Steve [2000]

Movie: The Tao of Steve [2000] Movie: The Tao of Steve [2000]

Dex:
You can't just go up to a woman and say, 'Hi! I'm Dave! I like smoking pot, reading the sports page on the john... wanna have sex with me?'

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Dave:
Okay, so if I'm not a Steve, then what am I?



Dex:
You... You're... a Stu.

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[At night, in their tents]



Dex:
Good night, Rick!



Rick:
Good night, Dex.



Dex:
Good night, Maggie!



Maggie:
Good night, John Boy.



Dex:
Goodnight, Syd.



Syd:
MY GOD DO YOU EVER STOP TALKING?

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Dex:
You think it's more honest to pretend to listen to a woman when you're just thinking about getting laid.



Dave:
I think it's more honest than pretending I don't wanna get laid, ya know?



Dex:
That's the whole point. Don't pretend, man. Just really let go of your desire.

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Priest:
Dex, I find it hard to believe that someone of your, uh...



Dex:
Moral turpitude?



Priest:
Yeah, would ever consider being a priest.



Dex:
Ya know, actually, I was accepted to Divinity school.



Priest:
Really? So what happened?



Dex:
It's like St. Augustine said, ya know: "Lord, give me chastity and virtue, but not just yet."

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