Movie: The Tao of Steve [2000] Movie: The Tao of Steve [2000]

Movie: The Tao of Steve [2000] Movie: The Tao of Steve [2000]

Dave:
Fuck you, man. You're all Steve's and I'm Gomer Fucking Pyle, man? Fuck that. Screw you guys.

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Dex:
What are you excellent at?



Dave:
I'm an excellent camper.



Dex:
Ok, but you can't camp in front of a woman.

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Julie:
You have so many great books.



Dex:
[Mumbling] The better to seduce you with.



Julie:
What?



Dex:
The better to deduce the truth with.

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Syd:
Don Giovanni slept with thousands of women because he was afraid he wouldn't be loved by one.

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Dex:
And this takes us to the second rule of Being Steve: You have to do something excellent in her presence, thus demonstrating your sexual worthiness.

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