Movie: The Super [1991] Movie: The Super [1991]

Movie: The Super [1991] Movie: The Super [1991]

Storekeeper:
Well what do you need?



Louie Kritski:
Okay, let's see... I got my girl coming over. I'll need some wine. What kind of wine do you got here? You got any...


[the storekeeper places a small bottle of screw-top wine on the counter]



Louie Kritski:
What the fuck is that? You expect me to drink screw-top wine?



Storekeeper:
You want a buzz? It's gonna have to come from this.



Louie Kritski:
Better just get some essentials so I don't starve to death.


[Grabs a loaf of bread places it on the counter with a 'THUNK']



Louie Kritski:
Holy shit! Your bread's older than your fucking wine. Ha ha ha ha ha ha. This is aged. This should - -See, this should be aged


[about the wine]



Louie Kritski:
You don't - You get it? What a sense of humor. Am I on Candid Camera in this place or what?

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Leotha:
Do you know what kind of droppings those are?



Louie Kritski:
Moose droppings.



Leotha:
Rat droppings, Kritski.



Louie Kritski:
You really know your shit, don't you? Ha ha ha ha. What's the matter? You got no sense of humor?



Leotha:
So what are you gonna do about it?



Louie Kritski:
Nothing. If they pay the rent, they can stay!

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Big Lou Kritski:
Let me explain something to you, son. You fix this place up on Monday, Friday it's back the way it was. You put in plumbing, they put chicken bowls on the toilet. Put in heat, they piss in the hot air ducts!

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Gilliam:
I prayed for you last night, Mr. Kristki. I prayed for you to get my commode fixed.



Louie Kritski:
Get out of my way and leave me alone!



Gilliam:
You don't want me to leave you alone.



Louie Kritski:
Trust me, I do.



Gilliam:
No, Satan wants me to leave you alone.



Louie Kritski:
We BOTH want you to leave me alone. Ha ha. Hallelujah.

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Louie Kritski:
Why is that you have twenty-four different kinds of pork rinds and you only have one kind of peanut butter?



Cashier:
Because we don't get too many fussy little white pricks in here.



Louie Kritski:
Okay.

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